Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
Yet another Old Man line.
Pink Chip game at the Trop in AC about 2 years ago. Some moron smartmouthed kid is talking trash, being rude, etc. - you know the type.
Trash talking kid gets involved in a hand with an old man who had been relatively quiet for the few hours that he had been at the table.
The old man wins, kid starts talking smack, and other players start to tell the kid to shut his trap and not speak disrespectfully to a seemingly nice, quiet guy who is well into his 80s. The old man finally speaks up, and in the same perfect deadpan LOUD voice as the old man described by Mr. Brightside, says:
"No, it's okay. He and I should be on a first name basis. Hello A$$hole!"
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