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Old 01-09-2007, 07:21 PM
Bicycles_Biatch Bicycles_Biatch is offline
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Default Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard

setting... 5-10 NL at the Wynn...

Average stack $2,500.00

Some poor dude (quiet middle aged Indian guy) has been getting KILLED by this smart ass kid at the table. The smart ass kid is up about $2K and is just being a DIKC. Meanwhile, Indian dude is just sitting there being quiet. After about 2 hours the Indian man CRUSHES the kid and takes all his chips but 20 reds ($100) in one pot.

Kid obviously has no more cash to buy-in.

Indian guy calls the floorman and tells the kids to cash in his $100 for a rack of $1 chips so he can feel like he's back to even.
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