[MasterLJ]

Seriously, I'm really good at making people feel better. Mostly because improbably crap always happens to me. My baby-momma and gf of 4 years broke up with me when she walked into my apartment with a wedding ring on (behind her back like a 5 year old). So yeah, can say I know how it feels. At least you have the opportunity to nail her pre-wedding.

If you want me to continue on why it sucks to be me, please PM.