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Old 12-24-2006, 02:12 PM
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Default Little Red Riding Hood

... arrived at her granny's cottage in the woods. She came by every day as the old woman let her use her account to play poker online. She was planning on dropping out of school to make a living playing in her undies all day long. It would be much better than spending all day making cookies.
The big bad wolf had just finished eating the grand'ma and was getting ready to sit down, crack the poker account password and score all the monies. At first he was annoyied that the little girl dropped by but then realized that it would be easier to get the password from her than spending hours in front of a monitor.

- Gran'ma said the little girl, today I have my laptop and my proxy server with me, that way I can log into one of your other accounts, we can sit down at the same table, collude and steal all the money from the other suckers.

- Huh??? answered the wolf. What do you mean? Is that possible?
Little red riding hood looked surprised at her granny? - Would you rather use the bots as we usually do? I thought you wanted to try something new today?

At this point the wolf realizes he's in love with the little red riding hood, reveals his true identity and asks her to marry him. She gladly accepts, they open plenty of fake accounts, make a killing at the poker sites and live happily ever after.

The moral of this story? - You tell me...

Merry Christmas everybody. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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