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Old 12-20-2006, 06:13 AM
gummy d gummy d is offline
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Default Re: Skoob\'s guide to being a pro drunk

Dead on there Skoob. Having been raised by an alcoholic and bartending for over 12 years, i can say that with a degree of authority, real or imagined.
RED BULL IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
SO IS THE FUKN JAEGER MACHINE.
However, thinking that you can cover up the smell of your breath with whatever when your drinking heavily is a symptom of being a pro drunk. WE CAN SMELL IT COMING OUT OF YOUR PORES. don't worry about the breath hot shot
have another shot of old crow.
Lastly, no bartender should ever cut off anyone because of the size of there tab. Any bartender worth their salt will just chuck the apparent lack of drunkness up to use of meth, coke, acid etc... and continue taking the money but watching the situation with "a stiff upper eye".
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