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Old 12-19-2006, 06:18 PM
Skoob Skoob is offline
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Default Re: Skoob\'s guide to being a pro drunk

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Skoob - awesome. Details please on the Wisconsin Lunch Box.

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It's approx. 5-6 oz. of the cheapest, plastic bottle vodka you can find, an oz. or two of orange juice, some grenadine, and a splash of Old Milwaukee beer on the top, all over ice. It looks like a tequila sunrise. Gary at Mama's invented it. It's actually pretty good.

I haven't been to Mama's in years. Not sure if it, or Gary, are even still there. That guy was very cool though. And he always took out his teeth before throwing someone out of the bar. If he took out his teeth, you knew someone was going to get beat down. He usually used a baseball bat to shoo out the dregs.

I was in there one time when some drunk idiot was threatening to get his gun from his car and shoot me. All Gary did was pull out his baseball bat and start tapping it on the bar while giving the guy a dirty look. I've never seen anyone flee a bar so fast.
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