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I can't believe I read this whole thread. The worst part is that my reply didn't change at all from what I was going to say after I read only the OP.

I don't know or care which parts of this story are true/exaggerated/completely made up. You might not deserve to get raped/have an old guy stick his dick on your back for giving him all your money for no rational reason, but you definitely deserve to lose your money to learn a lesson.

Also, how does someone that travels around playing the donkament circuit have less money than me? And why do they own a BMW? Are people really this stupid/bad with money?

BTW OP I'm pretty sure you're a really bad poker player, you might want to consider crossposting in BBV as a brag because now you have a reason to never play again.