[Sk00l4m3nts]

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sung to the tune of billy jean of course
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she was more like a beauty queen from the poker scene
i said i dont mind but what do you mean im the one
who will bang runaways from myspace
she said i am the one who will bang runaways from myspace

OW

she told me her name was stripper jean as she caused a scene
then pedophile forum goons dreamed of being the one
who will bang runaways from myspace

people always told me be careful what you do
dont run around breaking young girls hymens
at the trial her mother told me be careful who you pound
my girls a runaway on the milk but now shes found

yeeeaah


chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

for two plus two and four months
she was by my side
then the cops came and what a shame
my schemes and plans
yeah we banged on my floor on the ground
so take my strong advice my IQ is 165
(165! 165! ooh!)

she told her mother she lived with me
and we got freaky
then here i posted
filled with pride
el. d ripped me wide
but i banged runaways from myspace

chorus

stripper jean is not my lover
i like the girls that were born in the nineties
yeah i am david sklansky

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Very nice.