A long long time ago..,
I can still remember,
Olympic Garden's "Cabaret"
I went to meet a guy (perchance)
and not to have a paid lap-dance
but please do not think I was being gay.
In that club, I met a hooker,
Very bright, but not a looker,
Sadly I don't have pix,
but K-S ranks her a six.
And although I don't like being seen,
With this girl (let's call her Jean),
She has young friends (Let's hope they're teen),
So I took her to the game.
(Ch)
I started thinkin'
Oh my, my I just wanted to die,
...but teaching sloots to cap nuts,
can be fun if you try,
and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry,
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?",
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?."
Do you know the theorum of poker?
and if you don't use it, you're a joker,
Just do it like I taught you to.
and do you believe in God you fool?
is that something that you find cool?
He won't help you when you start to spew.
But they thought I was in love with Jean,
'cause they heard Black hookers like it mean,
"She must have her bills paid,
So that Sklansky could get laid,"
I was a lonely sixty-ish poker king,
With a WP T shirt and a game to bring,
but with Jean I would do no-thing,
because, she was, too old.
(ch)
Oh my, my I just wanted to die,
...but teaching sloots to cap nuts,
can be fun if you try,
and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry,
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?",
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?."
Then I noticed things were different,
and they were not going how I meant,
and she was dumber than I thought,
She failed med school (Oh but of course)
,thought BBV was pervy intercourse,
I still wonder what I could have caught.
But in the end she made me puke
(She even blew off a Canuck),
Then my friend told me she said
She wanted me in bed!
and even worse, and to my horror,
She no take-y Sklansky dorrar,
I said "Don't come back tomorro'"
and shoo-ed her out the door.
(ch)
Oh my, my I just wanted to die,
...but teaching sloots to cap nuts,
can be fun if you try,
and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry,
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?",
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?."
Lori