[Vern]

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Son, we live in a world that has poker sites, and those sites have to be scouted by men with databases. Who's gonna do it? You?! You, Grim Rapper?! I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Party and you curse bots. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Party's death, while tragic, probably saved rake. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, scouts sites! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at Party, you want me on those sites!! You need me on those sites!! We use words like Rank, Active Players, UIGEA. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent scouting something. You use them as a punchline.
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You [censored]' people. You have no idea how to scout a site. All you did was weaken a site today, Rapper. That's all you did. You put people's blinds in danger. Sweet dreams, son.

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