[thedustbustr]

i left my wallet in the laundry room right on top of the card swiper machine two weeks ago. i didnt realize it till morning bc im a lazy [censored] when it comes to laundry so i just leave it in the dryer until i feel like getting it. i wake up the next morning and my wallet isnt where i left it... OH [censored] I HAD 1.5k IN THERE FROM MY AC TRIP FUCKLFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

then i see the 1.5k on my desk and think thank god i was sober enough to take the money out when i got back.