[sightless]

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Three men are being trained for a special division of the Marine Corps. The sergeant tells them, "For this task, you are to take this gun into that room, where your wife is sitting, and shoot her dead and show no remorse." However, the sergeant doesnt tell them that the gun is filled with blanks. The first man replies, "Hell no I'm not going to do that you cant expect me to shoot my wife blah blah..." The second man leaves exclaiming, "Eff that I cant shoot my own wife blah blah." The third one, however, takes the gun and enters the room. The sergeant hears a shot, then two more, a crash, a prolonged scream, and then silence. The man reenters and the sergeant asks him, "What happened in there?" The man replies, "Well, after I shot her the first time she didnt look dead, so I shot her two more times until I realized some moron put blanks in this gun so I hit her over the head with the chair, but she was still alive, so I had to strangle her to death with my belt."

-J

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where is the punchline?