my friend was arrested for challenging a police officer to a game of goldeneye. The cop was being a dick and my friend said "You're pretty tough with your gun. I bet i could own you at Goldeneye". The cop was not amused and asked him if he wanted to be a tough guy because the cop would put him on the ground in a second. My friend said "Slappers only" and slapped the cop across the face.
In my friend's defense, the cop and his partner were being incredible [censored] and had just given him a ticket for drinking in public when he was drinking a bottle of water. They slapped it out of his hand when he offered it to them to prove it wasnt vodka. He was really drunk and they were being unproffessional douche bags. Because of the way they handled the situation so poorly, he ended up with only a ticket for public intoxication despite being arrested for assaulting a police officer. Hold on im going to try and find a link to the news paper article.
AH the web links are gone but i still have a scanned copy of one.
