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He never got arrested for it, but a friend of mine once took a piss in the middle of my street in the middle of the day. We had just come back from partying a couple hours away and he was still totally drunk. Neighbor lady (who thankfully I always hated) was standing right at the end of her driveway across the street on a cordless phone calling in our license plate numbers as I'm asking my friend what the hell he's doing.

We took off to get some food, when we came back another neighbor tells us the cops were here. The next two days the cops came to my house to question me. He never got a ticket or anything, but it could've been pretty serious, as public urination results in sex offender status here.