Re: Choose your CYOA
I'll pick up the ball.
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b) Head to the clothing shop just off of the casino floor
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You grab the first shirt you see that looks your size; a garish yellow and orange Hawaiian print featuring Marilyn Monroe dryhumping a Bird of Paradise. You enter the nearest dressing room to change and when you remove your blood-stained shirt you realize the "blood" is only ketchup leaking from the packets you stole from Burger King earlier in the day. You exit the changing booth and come face to face with Heidi Klum wearing only a pink pushup bra and lace panties both still with the tags attached. Apparently you entered the Ladies changing room by accident. Somewhat suprisingly she doesn't retreat back in to her changing booth but stands there silently. Do you:
a) Run back into your changing booth because you remember you noticed a loose access panel in the wall, which might supply an alternate means of exit;
b) Proposition her and offer her $10,000 (possibly counterfeit) for a quickie;
c) Casually strike up a conversation with her, acting as if this sort of thing happens all the time;
d) Scream like a child and run out of the dressing room, probably alerting Casino Security.
Health Excellent
Inventory:
$10,000 Bill (possibly counterfeit)
$5 Casino Chip
Hawaiian Shirt
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