[Chicago]

I'm the same exact way. How bout this you fly me out to where you are. I'll cook for you, you teach me P*$&#, and we both stop being fatasses. Ohhh by the way I just hate a Honey BBQ Chicken Sandwich from KFC I'm such a fat ass. Let's figure something out i.e. start date, blah blah blah, ect ect. I'm not down for playing for 5k as thats a little out of my league but I'd be willing to wager something. I'd also be willing to do spot 2 lbs loss for me for every 1lb lost of you skinny fat people.

Chicago