[kiwi]

I always understood they were there to protect the dealers.

Last night I told the dealer to stfu and deal.

The automatic shuffler took me out to the car park and kicked me in the nuts, then seared my retina with it's laser. As I dropped to my knees in agony, it prised open my rectum and inserted a deck of cards in there, saying "you should have listened to Photoc, [censored]"

I wish I had.