[JJ Jampolsky]

1. go to the zoo
2. find the anteater
3. steal it
4. bring the anteater home
5. cook it at 350 degrees, 10 minutes per pound
6. eat the anteater, it will give you energy
7. spray the ants, showing no remorse
8. challenge a wealthy industrialist to a dance competition
9. when he shows up for the competition, stab him to death
10.take his money
11.hire exterminator
12.live in hotel whilst he exterminates
13.go swimming