[surfinillini]

- Either last night or the night before, The Grinder's wife was held up at gunpoint at the Rio...she did not have any cash on her but gave the assailant all of her jewelry that she had

(this is 2nd hand knowledge from Daniel Alei who was playing 100/200NL with several big names behind me at Bellagio today)

- Mike the Mouth was getting assraped in the 100/200NL game, called out a player and said he was a ZERO in his book, then proceeded to say the bellagio is a [censored]-hole and stormed off. Apparently he was down about 80k according to the table talk.

(also, dude needs to buy some nicer clothes, wearing AYSO soccer shorts and a anti-tilt t-shirt with a fanny pack is not baller)

- Phil Laak has a rather large gut

- Chai Giang took somewhere in the neighborhood of 750k off of David Oppenheim when they were playing heads up the other night

- Harabolous Bulgariousososinfsnfosf's girlfriend is one of the hottest girls I've seen in Vegas in my 4 months here...picture Eva Longoria, a little taller with nicer teeth and a bigger rack, just a perfect 10...

- Joe Cassidy's girlfriend is an insanely hot latin chick.

- Paul Darden bitched out a dealer who called a floor over to make a decision.

- and I'm a woman for posting all of this crap.