So anyway I tried to move to no limit and ran
really bad at 100NL
By the time I have lost ~23 buyins I decide [censored] it no limit clearly is not for me, I am going back to FRIENDLY FIXED LIMIT HOLDEM where the pain of losing is like the pain of a slow suffocation and more agreeable than the brutal no-limit accost-you-in-an-alleyway-and-stab-you-in-the-face pain
But WAIT!!! Everyone is posting in TEH BBV about making $$$CRAZY STACKS PHU$$$ playing the new fangled UNLIMITED HOLDEM
so i decide I WILL NOT BE DISHEARTENED. i am going to TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT LEARNING NL and I AM GOING TO START AT [censored] 50NL AND [censored] PROVE TO MYSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT AT THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LEAST< I CAN AT LEAST BEAT [censored] BABY STAKES NLHE
tONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN
HERE ARE THE FIRST THREE HANDS I SHOW DOWN
STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Pre-flop: (
6 players) LOSER is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises to $6.5</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $18</font>,
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $49.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $17.45</font>.
Uncalled bets: $13.8 returned to LOSER.
Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (
$73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (
$73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)
River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (
$73.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $73.4)
Results:
Final pot: $73.4
LOSER showed Ac As</font>
SB showed Jc Jd</font>
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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Pre-flop: (
5 players) LOSER is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls,
2 folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises to $2</font>, UTG calls, SB calls.
Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (
$6, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER bets $6</font>, UTG calls, SB folds.
Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (
$18, 2 players)
LOSER checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $14.9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $42</font>, UTG calls.
River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (
$102, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102)
Results:
Final pot: $102
UTG showed Ah 4h</font>
LOSER showed Ad Kc</font>
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STUPID RIGGED No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Pre-flop: (
6 players) LOSER is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $2</font>, LOSER calls,
2 folds, UTG+1 calls.
Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (
$6.75, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets $4</font>, LOSER calls, UTG+1 calls.
Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (
$18.75, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $18.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $4.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">LOSER raises all-in $50.05</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $29.35</font>.
Uncalled bets: $1.95 returned to LOSER.
River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (
$119.7, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $33, Sidepot 1: $86.7)
Results:
Final pot: $119.7
LOSER showed 6s 6d</font>
UTG+1 showed 7c 5c</font>
CO showed 4d Td</font>
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I SWAEAR TO UFCKING ELECTRICAL JESUS I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS CUNTING sTUPID GAME AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
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I HATE YOU NO LIMIT AND I HOPE YOUR HOUSE CATCHES FIRE WHILE YOU ARE ASLEEP
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