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I have a great theory about marriage propsal, basically you want to piss the girl off first, I suggest you arrange some wonderful night out at the opera, theatre, whatever requires her to dress nice (stress the importance of this say you have great tickets blah blah), turn up at an empty theatre and say oh [censored] we missed it by a night, she'll be so [censored] pissed off standing there. You pop the trunk tell her to go look for something in it, in their is a ring, will you marry me and either a picket basket or you just hop in the car to another destination which has been pre arranged. Rinse and repeat this for your mistresses as neccesary.