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Actually, it all happened like this.

Two guys (Killer and Dead Dude) break into an apt. complex laundromat. Neither knows how to to laundry.

Killer breaks out to go get quarters.

Killer breaks back in and finds DD flopping around in a dryer set to "cottons only".

The dryer door weighed more than Killer, so he broke back out and stumbled around looking for help.

Killer awakens Female Roommate (FR). She may or may not have "drying" to do, so she comes to his aid. She does this in spite of her wearing hand-cuffs and an impossibly heavy backpack.

FR and Killer break back in to the Laundry Room.

DD is shrinking fast and whirling around in a clock-wise fashion.

Neither Killer nor FR are tall enough to hit the "STOP" button on the dryer. They use a chair to break back out of the "Suds and Duds" room.

Racing back to her apartment, FR flips over a fence and falls in the pool. She survives.

Killer breaks back in to check on DD (Dryer Doofus).

Dripping wet, FR awakens Male Roommate (MR), but not OP (Original Perp). Upon hearing the story, MR pees himself.

FR changes her clothes in her room, MR strips in the living room and leaves his soggy clothes on the counter.

FR and MR charge back to the scene of the soap and bust in.

Too late. DD has lived up to his initials.

Killer, FR and MR use the power cord from the adjacent dryer to break out and call 911.

OP wakes up and arrives in time to see the remains (beef jerky) covered by a handkerchief.

Detectives suspect Cheer and Tide were involved.

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This thread was tragic but still amusing in a sense, up until now... but now I am officially cracked up [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]