Pogglesborough, Ontario. May 28, 2006
It has always been a peaceful town. The kind of place where you can raise your kids, and know they'll be safe at school. No problems with street gangs, drugs or violence.
Of course, like all towns, it had it's dirty underside. Pogglesborough is the ancestral home of the Corleone mafia family. They have a cross-country network of drugs, prostitution, and other unsavoury activities, all run by Don Vito Corleone, who makes his home here in Pogglesborough. This crime ring is based in his rarely-seen home, in the hills of Pogglesborough.
From the Pogglesborough Examiner:
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"Pogglesborough police are on the lookout for known Mafia boss Tony Soprano, who has recently been spotted here in town. We have included the police composite sketch below.
All residents are asked to keep a watch out for this man, and to phone 911 if he is seen. He is to be presumed armed & dangerous.
Soprano is an enemy of respected citizen Vito Corleone, who has been head of the local Lions Club for nearly 30 years. Corleone has also been suspected of running the local
crime syndicate, and to have complete control over the local drug & prostitution markets. The police fear that Soprano's presence may spark a war for control of the lucrative
crime markets of Pogglesborough.
Mayor Zurvan had this to say: "Tony Soprano is known to be a low-life of the highest order. That's why he has such a problem with Don Corleone, who is a good, law abiding citizen.
All citizens of Pogglesborough should report any sightings of Soprano to the police immediately, so we can remove this dangerous person from our peaceful city."
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To be continued...