[Bob and Doug]

Bob: More people need to watch this movie so we can move out of our parents house, eh.

Doug: No way, you hoser. I'm never moving out. If we move out, we'd have to get jobs and dad won't buy us beer anymore.

Bob: That's why more people have to see the movie, you knob.

Doug: No way, I'm a genius.

Bob: Hold on a sec. I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it.

Doug: Take off, eh. I gotta go first.

Bob: I'm gonna use the bathroom. You use the dog dish.

Doug: Okay. Ima use the dog dish, eh.

Bob: Anyway we hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.