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Me and the search function are tighter than my friends when the check comes, but I couldn't find a topic on this so here goes.

So tonight I'm at a trendy bar watching the Suns get totally poaned by the Clippers, who shot an impressive 113% from the floor, surely some sort of record as they made every shot they took and several others they merely thought about, and I had to go potty.

I used to be a playa pimp, rolling with the G's was my style. Never needed to pop a cap in anyone's ass, which has turned out to be best for everyone. Anyway, in the course of one of my later pees I see an attendant setting up shop. This puts me in an awkward situation: I value hand-washing after a whiz. This has as much to do with all the sht I touched since my last wash than the whole touching of my dong/sniffing my finger stuff.

However, tipping a guy just to hand me a paper towel, ostensibly making this more complicated than it needed to be, is annoying. Awkwardness ensues.

So I ask the question: tip or no tip?