[jokerthief]

I would order the military to execute all the members of the house, senate, and supreme court. I would then create an authoritarian state. Once my power was consolodated I would invade Canada, Mexico, and the rest of Central America. I would then plunder their resources and enslave their citizens to fund my war machine which I would then turn on France. I would do this until France is destroyed. After that I would commit suicide to free my Chakra from my body and proceed to catch up with the spaceship that is following the Hale Bopp comet to achieve my true power. Once my true power is achieved, I will then do battle with Xenu and return to earth and free humanity from bondage.

After Humanity is free from bondage I will destroy Luxemburg. Once all my goals are achieved I will retire to the Texas country side and declare war on fire ants. I got my magnafying glass ready.