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Old 08-05-2005, 09:56 AM
BZ_Zorro BZ_Zorro is offline
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Default Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?

All college stuff for me, not sure what's criminal.

-Walked up alongside an ATM near my local uni club (the place was packed) and urinated on the wall while stark naked and drunk.
-Jumped into a friend's neighbor's yard on a dare and urinated in their pool. The dare was a turd but I couldn't bring myself to do it with them watching and the neighbors in the house.
-Broke into a locked building while on a research assignment, sent scat and hairy woman porn to my class/lecturers' emails from a cracked account.
-Vandalised several computers (put super strong magnets near the CRTs, causing them to display in warped psycadelic mode forever more.)
-Started going to clubs at 16 (18 is legal here).

Yeah I know, it's pretty [censored] lame. You asked.
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