Re: SF trip report, haakee as my wing,
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“You have a pretty face, but it’s kind of red, guess all Asian’s get like that.” It was a really good neg, but then I go super over board (I’m new to this [censored]) with “You look like you work out, but man what is up with your super small [censored] and your fat ass, you ugly bitch?!.” Oops, I think I blew it...
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I move the Yeti in front of me for a block attack, but I have to use a chair as leverage because this bitch is gigantic...
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Meanwhile, I know longer have to jump on the grenade, but I do her in the bathroom anyway. Hey, it brightened her day. I use the Maury Povich opener again on the girl in the next stall...
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Next Haakee and I morph into a giant robot and fight 17 HB30s for the title of best MPUA. In the carnage, I pause to use one of the HB's ripped off limps to right down a Yeti's phone number
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OMG this sh*t is hilarious! Beetz, you rule. The OP was great too. Thanks to whoever bumped this, I almost missed it.
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