El D's Steven Seagal's thread got me to thinking...who's the biggest Celebrity Tool of all-time?
I think some qualifications are in order:
Said celebrity must take himself much more seriously than the general public does.
His/Her talent-toolness ratio must be wide. For example, Eddie Murphy might be a huge tool, but he's so damn talented we don't care. Whereas, David Hasslehoff definitely qualifies.
The Celebrity Tool must have had some real success. So Kevin Federline does not count.
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My nomination, and the inspiration for this thread:
