[beenben]

When the Internet was pretty new, at least to me, and I had AOL and I was a new lawyer trying to build a practice.. I put in my profile that I was a lawyer and some Amway dude tracked me down, only he didn't call it that. He said he was looking for a lawyer but I couldn't get him pinned down on what it was that a lawyer was supposed to do for him or what the business was. So I went to meet with him and he described this pyramid scheme. Wasted an hour except that it gave me awesome Amway Radar.

A year or two after that I was in line at Wendy's. Random guy in the line strikes up a conversation with me. I don't remember what he said but I instantly knew it was Amway. I said "Amway?, not interested." Boy was he shocked. He asked why no interest and I said b/c I'd been lied to before.