[Green]

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In an attempt to show Green my deepest respect regarding his awesomeness, I decided to offer the grandest of tributes in the form of excess quantity. There are more tributes that I can offer if I feel that Green is worthy of such tributes which will be dependant upon the sophisitication of his answers to my questions.



1) Does Green feel that he avoids controversy because he knows that convtroversial people are less likely to obtain green status and therefore he sacrifices the purity of truth in attempt to maintain the pious image he has built for himself? Or is it that Green truly just does not like controversy? I am referring specifically to your sidestepping of questions regarding your opinion of other posters.

2) When Green escapes from his basement, what activities does he enjoy partaking in the most?

3) Are there any reasons why Green's favorite color is green other than its relation to moderator status?

4) Did you know that geniuses always choose the color green?

5) Ham or turkey?

I can't think of anymore questions so for questions 6 and 7 you can just create your own questions to answer or you can issue a digital IOU that allows me to cash in my remaining questions upon request.

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1) Green is attempting not to be either controversial or confrontational. Green believes this is the best approach since he has accepted a role to improve communication between posters and mods. It is also true that Green does not want to appear as a controversial figure. If Green was not specific enough in answering certain questions, it may have been because Green did not want to compromise the trust placed in him by Mat Sklansky.

2) Green is trying not to answer too many personal questions.

3) Green is the most beautiful color. What other reason could be needed?

4) Green did not know that and is surprised to learn it.

5) One of Green's favorite means is turkey and mashed potatoes.