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Forum: BBV4Life 11-24-2007, 11:59 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 244
Posted By imitation
Re: BBV, who is the best blunt roller on 2+2

A german girl I was sleeping with could roll a joint with her hand in her pocket in about 20seconds, it was pretty [censored] awesome.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-23-2007, 09:32 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 411
Posted By imitation
Re: funny sayings by my wife

My Chinese ex used to have a few of these, she said umblelela for umbrella, sometimes their would be even more els in there. She also numally when she was thinking usually and normally. For selfish...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-22-2007, 03:23 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 423
Posted By imitation
Re: OK, girl wants me to help her with removal

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Do German girls let you touch their cornholes?

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Affirmative. German girls truly understand the equality of all orifices.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-19-2007, 06:04 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 149
Posted By imitation
Re: Lame Relationship Thread

They're all just skin covering a glistening vagina, counselling wtf are you over 40?
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-19-2007, 06:01 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 739
Posted By imitation
Re: Going to see Swedens best band ever!

millencolin, mmm only one person got it right.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-19-2007, 05:33 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 179
Posted By imitation
Re: ******-------------Oficial Ignore Dids Thread _-----------********

refused to give me sweet undertitle. ignored.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-18-2007, 11:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 339
Posted By imitation
Re: 19/11/07 [Konrad] U2

got a big out loud laugh from me, that was fantastic, I mean it's not ground breaking comedy, but it's still very good. solid B
Forum: BBV4Life 11-17-2007, 08:08 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 272
Posted By imitation
Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?

did any of you read my last thread....
Forum: BBV4Life 11-15-2007, 09:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 307
Posted By imitation
Re: Absurd Beginning to China Holiday

Hahaha guys, guys I wish I could make up something this good, unfortunately my imagination is just not that good so I'm forced to live out the crazy thoughts that others come up with.

So we should...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-14-2007, 11:38 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 307
Posted By imitation
Absurd Beginning to China Holiday

Cliff's Notes:
Meet girl in bar in Australia - no sex.
Girl rings me to invite to China.
I arrive China, girl tells me has child and husband.
Husband takes us all out for dinner and drinks....
Forum: BBV4Life 11-12-2007, 02:56 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 212
Posted By imitation
Re: This could definitely go pear shaped.

bump, fly out in 7hours back on the 29th of November, hopefully I can provide some entertaining stories.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-11-2007, 08:28 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 384
Posted By imitation
Re: Faceplanted Last Night and Broke Tooth

damn that sucks, I was with a mate when he knocked out 4 teeth one night, having all my teeth is one of the few things I hold on to as I sign I haven't slipped to far into the abys just yet.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-11-2007, 12:08 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 710
Posted By imitation
Re: Dark hairs - shaving questions

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Oh yea... and chics are more willing to give BJs to guys shaved or at least trimmed down there.

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that is total [censored].

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-10-2007, 11:55 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 710
Posted By imitation
Re: Dark hairs - shaving questions

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Oh yea... and chics are more willing to give BJs to guys shaved or at least trimmed down there.

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that is total [censored].
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-10-2007, 08:50 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 710
Posted By imitation
Re: Dark hairs - shaving questions

noah that's probably the only reason i'd consider it in summer time, but I haven't been hitting the beach alot the last few summers so it's been not much of a problem.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-10-2007, 07:30 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 710
Posted By imitation
Re: Dark hairs - shaving questions

I have never had a girl complain about my hairyness, infact in this day of metrosexuality everywhere some girls actually like to run their hands down my hairy chest. Same with trimming pubic hair, I...
Forum: EDF 11-10-2007, 12:55 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 442
Posted By imitation
Forum: Internet Gambling 11-10-2007, 04:39 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 149
Posted By imitation
Re: Absolute Phone Number

Thanks very much.
Forum: Internet Gambling 11-10-2007, 04:11 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 149
Posted By imitation
Absolute Phone Number

I can't find it anywhere, anyone know the number for support?
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-09-2007, 05:56 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 575
Posted By imitation
Re: Appetizers that don\'t show up before your food

do nothing, stew on it for 3months, make OOT thread.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 03:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 146
Posted By imitation
Re: life beat

i've had to use morning after a few times, i always thought it was fool proof, if done with in 24hrs after.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 02:18 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 174
Posted By imitation
Re: oh no what have i done

annoying not funny
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 02:16 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 189
Posted By imitation
Re: My roommate can be a POS sometimes!

look I know what you mean, but [censored] happens, I'm a horrible roommate at times but by the same token my mates would never kick me out because sometimes regardless of the destruction, unknowns...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 02:10 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 634
Posted By imitation
Re: 200 orgasms/ day

she looks way to sad in that second picture.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 02:09 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 189
Posted By imitation
Re: My roommate can be a POS sometimes!

really when you have crazy or bad roommates the question you have to ask yourself is it worth it for the enjoyment, i've never been booted from a share house because i bring so much fun with the pain.
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