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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-02-2007, 03:30 PM
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Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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This is like saying I don't really like eating my own vomit cold. Gimme warm vomit.

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I like your contribution to the theme of the thread. ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-02-2007, 02:41 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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Dane Cook qualified for this thread last night during his appearance on Conan. OMG it was so awkward.

Dane: So you know how at every Halloween party there's that guy who's...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-01-2007, 11:13 AM
Replies: 425
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Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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It's a Seinfeld reference.

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I think Seinfeld references are generally a bad idea. I loved the show, but I have one friend who quotes the show constantly. It usually leads to...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-01-2007, 10:41 AM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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A new player on my hockey team and I are chatting about basic stuff

Me: So what do you do?
Him: I'm in risk management at a large tech company
Me: ahh, so why don't you read the book...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-30-2007, 05:16 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

In high school, we used to have a Halloween costume contest in the school's courtyard. My senior year, there were about 500 people in the courtyard watching. As they announce the entrant's name and...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2007, 03:56 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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I have this one joke that most people havent heard and it usually kills. I dont know if i was off or what but im at a party with a ton of people i dont know, i was drunk and dont know how...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2007, 02:58 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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wtf are you talking about, it sounds just like something mitch would say. obviously a lot would rest on the delivery.

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I suppose relying on a gimmick is a good thing.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2007, 02:53 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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"When I was a kid I went out to Missouri, visiting my great grandparents. When I was there I saw a caterpillar museum, which seemed really crazy to me. I actually liked it a lot though,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

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I've had many. The one I regret the most is:

Back in 911 days, Chandra Levy was missing and there was speculation that Gary Condit had something to do with it.

Well, my joke was...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-25-2007, 01:27 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 3,101
Posted By otnemem
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

But in most of these situations, I can at least ascertain why the flopee thought the line was funny.
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