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Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 02:56 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,110
Posted By Skoob
Re: email from a blind date

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this thread is not very nice but actualie op i think you should give it a try and call her because she seems to like animals which is a very good sign that she is cool =p

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 04:35 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,110
Posted By Skoob
Re: email from a blind date

Just make sure you don't love her too much, or she'll hate you for loving her too much.
Forum: Home Poker 11-26-2007, 05:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 325
Posted By Skoob
Re: Card-shuffler

A good friend of mine only has use of one arm and won't use a shuffler. It's pretty impressive to watch him shuffle and deal with one hand.
Forum: BBV4Life 07-06-2007, 02:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 163
Posted By Skoob
Re: He\'s Still Twice The Man You Are

Duh, it's George Clooney.
Forum: BBV4Life 07-06-2007, 02:39 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 593
Posted By Skoob
Re: Need A Senior Prank. Reward to the WINNAR

Or you could swipe a bunch of sod and sod the gym or a classroom or something.
Forum: BBV4Life 07-06-2007, 02:37 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 593
Posted By Skoob
Re: Need A Senior Prank. Reward to the WINNAR

Spend the day calling every teacher a racial slur that doesn't fit their race.

Grab teacher's pen and put it up your butt. Then ask teacher to smell pen and ask if pen smells like poo. When they...
Forum: BBV4Life 07-06-2007, 12:49 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 126
Posted By Skoob
Re: What gay things do you enjoy?

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Is pissing sitting down gay?

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Just lazy.
Forum: BBV4Life 07-06-2007, 12:47 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 205
Posted By Skoob
Re: BEAT: Already Missin Pattdown Maniac

Driz - A++++++++

There's so many levels in this thread, OMG, even GW levelled. I was thinking about a "screw cinco de mayo" thread, but you sir are serious business.
Forum: BBV4Life 07-05-2007, 05:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 192
Posted By Skoob
End of society...

So I'm flipping through the channels (surfing) and I stop on one long enough for, "piece of ass" to come through the speakers.

Now my 2-year-old is marching around chanting, "PIECE OF ASS! PIECE...
Forum: BBV4Life 07-05-2007, 04:35 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 505
Posted By Skoob
Forum: Politics 07-05-2007, 03:31 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 156
Posted By Skoob
Re: Is it bigoted to denounce Islam as immoral and even \'disgusting\'?

Not only is it bigoted, it's ignorant too.

All the major religions of the world are surprisingly similar and teach the same prinicples of love and what's not cool (thou shalt not steal, etc.)
Forum: BBV4Life 07-05-2007, 02:55 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 505
Posted By Skoob
Re: Campaign to ban Pattdown Maniac! Sign up now!

c'mon people now, make your voice HEARD!
9 to go.

(wow, all it takes is 25 votes to get you permabanned around here?)
Forum: BBV4Life 07-05-2007, 12:39 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 505
Posted By Skoob
Re: Campaign to ban Pattdown Maniac! Sign up now!

Every major civilzation/culture the world over, throughout history has raped, murdered, waged war, and enslaved. The Chinese, Romans, Brits, French, Germans, Africans, Japanese, Persians...

All...
Forum: BBV4Life 07-05-2007, 12:01 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 523
Posted By Skoob
Re: I need a DIRTY custom plate

NIPPIN

(and it's a palindrome, thus making it 17 times more awesome)

or COPSB8
Forum: BBV4Life 07-05-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 505
Posted By Skoob
Forum: Puzzles and Other Games 07-04-2007, 04:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 70
Posted By Skoob
Forum: Puzzles and Other Games 07-04-2007, 04:05 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 70
Posted By Skoob
Tell me about this 9x9

I tried googling for "9x9 game" and got nothing. Is it called something else?

Can anyone point me to a better search term or link me to a site where I can read how to play?
Forum: BBV4Life 07-03-2007, 03:52 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 50
Posted By Skoob
Re: Surveys that question ethnicity

BTW Punk - it was only very recently that I finally figured out who that chick is in your avatar. She's the only reason I watch FX at all. And what's with that dorky-ass partner of hers?
Forum: BBV4Life 07-03-2007, 03:32 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 50
Posted By Skoob
Surveys that question ethnicity

A while back I dedcided that I would never again truthfully answer any ethnicity questions that are on any surveys/warranty cards, etc.

My favorite answer, if available, is the eskimo/inuit...
Forum: BBV4Life 07-03-2007, 02:32 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 65
Posted By Skoob
Re: hay BBV - i mspainted a murderous squirrell

Guns don't kill people, squirrels with guns kill people.
Forum: Politics 07-03-2007, 01:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 481
Posted By Skoob
Re: Cheney Impeachment

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Cheney doesn't have any constitutional power or responsibility. How can he be impeached? WHat's the point?

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The Vice President is the leader of the Senate (sort of like...
Forum: Science, Math, and Philosophy 07-03-2007, 01:33 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 150
Posted By Skoob
Re: Cats

I think it all boils down to canines being much more social than felines. Sure, some felines are known to congregate in packs or "prides" and there are some solitary canines. But when taken as a...
Forum: BBV4Life 07-02-2007, 05:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 177
Posted By Skoob
Re: WTF my farts smell so bad they are preventing me from sleeping

You're doing this to yourself. Don't piss on your own foot and then come crying and whining asking why your foot is wet.
Forum: BBV4Life 07-02-2007, 04:27 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 546
Posted By Skoob
Re: Cool ass sayings not used enough

Colder than a well-digger's ass.

That's a hum-dinger!
Forum: Science, Math, and Philosophy 07-02-2007, 01:21 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 141
Posted By Skoob
Re: Why do we like junk food?

I think it's more nurture than nature, meaning we learn from our parents what tastes good. We do not decide for ourselves what is good or not.

My wife is a health food nut, always has been. My...
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