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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-29-2007, 08:11 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 485
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: How to Wear a Button Up Shirt

If you don't wear an undershirt, chicks will be able to see your hairy chest. Believe it or not, some chicks dig guys with hairy chests. boom!
Forum: EDF 09-29-2007, 08:08 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 1,628
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Fall Fashions (and good deals on fashions!)

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What if you have a muscular build? I have the hardest time finding clothes that fit right because my chest/shoulders/arms are big and my waist is little...everything looks...
Forum: Health and Fitness 09-03-2007, 10:29 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 237
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Mile run - how much time can I drop in a month?

Diablo,

One thing that has always worked to make me faster is racing a girl who is, on paper, just a little bit faster than me. It helps if this race happens in front of all your friends who will...
Forum: The Lounge: Discussion+Review 09-01-2007, 03:27 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 974
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: most emotionally devasting moment in film

seabeast,

you're wrong
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-01-2007, 11:05 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 644
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: A Modest Culling Proposal

Anyone with "smurf" in their name needs to face off, and there's a lot of us. I can't figure out why though.
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-31-2007, 11:50 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 199
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Poppinfresh\'s log

WTF 375 FOR A BLENDER?
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-31-2007, 07:25 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 504
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: August Monthly [censored] Thread

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Most of those BMI things are ridiculous. I'm on the border of overweight and stoked about it.

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Yeah I knew how crappy they were for muscular or heavy set guys but didn't...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-31-2007, 10:00 AM
Replies: 346
Views: 1,558
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Things that say \"I\'m a piece of trash\"

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like that, but take, for instance, my aunt,

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I think your commars are out of control.

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Forum: Health and Fitness 08-31-2007, 09:54 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 504
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: August Monthly [censored] Thread

Quick question: I'm 6'2", 205. If I'm playing/coaching soccer 5 or 6x a week for around 2 hours each day, taking karate classes 4x a week for 1.5 hours each day, and I'm a teacher so I'm up and...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-30-2007, 08:32 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 231
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: One year to get into Guiness Book

I would think that something involving sheer stamina (most miles ran backwards, longest bowling, etc) would be the easiest for someone with no real talents or skills to beat, and hopefully without...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-30-2007, 08:21 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 243
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Telltale signs a girl is good in bed

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I just take a page from the Loveline radio show and find out if she was molested as a child.

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How exactly does this work in the wild? "Were you molested as a...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-29-2007, 10:13 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 504
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Need Tips - Workout Advice for a Girl

Ugh that does sound pretty gay, I was just trying to make fun of slickpoppa. Note to self: become funny.

edit: to add some value and be less gay, make sure you do tons of squats FFK. Girls who...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-29-2007, 08:16 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 504
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Need Tips - Workout Advice for a Girl

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I've never posted in this forum before. I'm hoping some of you guys can give me advice. Size-wise, I'm small enough - let's say goal weight, and I'm...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-29-2007, 12:38 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 504
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Need Tips - Workout Advice for a Girl

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I've never posted in this forum before. I'm hoping some of you guys can give me advice. Size-wise, I'm small enough - let's say goal weight, and I'm pretty short as well, 5'3....
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-27-2007, 09:50 PM
Replies: 234
Views: 1,083
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: The American \"Obesity Epidemic?\"

I'm only skimming this but to whoever thinks fat people should stay fat, have you ever known a fat person? They breathe really really loud and have problems getting up and down flights of stairs,...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-24-2007, 07:38 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 504
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: August Monthly [censored] Thread

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How long should I expect this to take to get back to 100%?

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Years? Seriously be happy if you get back to 90%.

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Forum: EDF 08-22-2007, 01:04 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 452
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: What languages do you speak? read? write?

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I don't have a second language. However, I have always wondered about the thought process...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-22-2007, 12:59 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 91
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: im trying to gain weight, and need little help

Shizzle,

foods with at least some nutritional value that will pack on the pounds: pizza, whole milk, corn beef hash. Enjoy!
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-22-2007, 12:57 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 839
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: How much does a girl\'s promiscuous past bother you?

In high school I dated a girl who was kind of promiscuous before, and I didn't figure out how much it had bothered me until years later (a very small high school didn't help). I was super...
Forum: EDF 08-21-2007, 07:13 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 452
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: What languages do you speak? read? write?

English - native speaker

Spanish - 6.5 years of schooling, I could always understand and read it very well but have problems speaking, partially because Jersey accent and Spanish just don't mix. ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-21-2007, 06:53 PM
Replies: 196
Views: 865
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Famous People You Find Attractive but Embarssed to Admit-Possibly

FRAN DRESCHER, except I'm not embarassed
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-21-2007, 06:50 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 91
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: im trying to gain weight, and need little help

READ THE FAQ
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-21-2007, 04:58 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 403
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: things that you\'re unnecessarily ocd about

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I'm anal about the binding of my books. I think it spawned from my love for comic books and how I liked keeping them in good condition. I spaz whenever I see a book...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-21-2007, 04:53 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 483
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: watch theblackkeys get less fat

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I have to have some fatty or high carb foods from time to time or I will go crazy and quit. Eating fat free foods, light bread, diet soda etc are just about as tasty as their regular...
Forum: Health and Fitness 08-21-2007, 04:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 61
Posted By Big Poppa Smurf
Re: Getting a six pack

if he has a six pack at 5'10 and 210 he is an absolute monster
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