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Forum: Other Other Topics 06-23-2007, 08:05 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 205
Posted By xwillience
Re: help me OOT: I like my friend\'s gf and don\'t know how to deal with

make a joke about it. be sure to tell her how hot she is and flirt it up. dont be a creep about it.

also, stfu and dont open your mouth about that [censored]. sometimes we cant control who we...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-22-2007, 06:19 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 881
Posted By xwillience
Re: Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

tips for getting a bouncer gig at a strip club?
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-20-2007, 02:35 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 342
Posted By xwillience
Re: what do you say

'i like girls with a little bit of an ass'
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-20-2007, 02:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 92
Posted By xwillience
Resume + Cover Letter?

I am trying to get a job as an assistant manager/head of security at a new club thats opening up in town. I want to type up a bit of a cover letter to lay out who I am and why I would be an asset...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-05-2007, 03:49 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 281
Posted By xwillience
Re: What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of y

grab her hand before she slaps you. this will piss her off and she will try with her other hand. grab it as well.

laugh at her and tell her if she ever tries to hit u again, your going to hit...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-29-2007, 04:17 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 303
Posted By xwillience
Re: Fast Food Buffets (what if?)

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Panda Express FTW


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yeah definitely. if i had to pick from the list.. i dunno jack in the crack has decent variety but arbies is the bomb too. all the others are...
Forum: BBV4Life 04-29-2007, 04:13 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 207
Posted By xwillience
Re: BBV4L I ILLUSTRATED my fav TV show

i like mash. i own all 11 seasons. u all can suck my dick.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-29-2007, 03:55 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 197
Posted By xwillience
Re: Question about real mafia(semi-long)

meh. stop cross posting.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-17-2007, 10:50 AM
Replies: 250
Views: 757
Posted By xwillience
Re: Is not believing in gay rights biggoted?

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i am against gay marriage in the way that i'm against all marriage recognized by the government. marriage is a religious thing and shouldn't be involved in government imo. you should...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-17-2007, 10:42 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 156
Posted By xwillience
Re: Not answering on new numbers.

I dont answer my phone usually at all. unless its someone I want to talk to. So pretty much you have to be hot and have big [censored]. Otherwise to voice mail you go and Ill call you back when I...
Forum: BBV4Life 04-17-2007, 08:53 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 314
Posted By xwillience
Re: I just did The Houdini to my girlfriend

"what the [censored]? whyd u spit on me?"
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-17-2007, 02:59 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 96
Posted By xwillience
Re: Am I playing with fire?

do we have enough Seattle ballers to pull this off?
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2007, 09:21 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 239
Posted By xwillience
Re: How did you find 2p2?

used to frequent Full Contact Poker. i hated 2p2 people cuz they thought they were such hot [censored] and actually worked on their game.

then i ended up here when i figured out i actually...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2007, 09:18 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 196
Posted By xwillience
Re: WTF DID I DO WRONG!!?!? (girl post, with pics)

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nice play. u should have gotten them more drunk.


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that's such an icarus move, except instead of the sun burning your wings, the girl upchucks on your...
Forum: BBV4Life 04-13-2007, 09:15 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 124
Posted By xwillience
Re: I need a caption for this pic (kinda scary)

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Steve Irbin? Oooops, my bad then...

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too soon?
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2007, 09:07 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 83
Posted By xwillience
Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.

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if this is your worst day ever, you must have a [censored] dream life, stfu.

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while this is a little on the harsh side i mostly agree.

OP- sorry dude, dont slit ur...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2007, 07:33 AM
Replies: 144
Views: 496
Posted By xwillience
Re: Post your Ctrl + V

Disney's biggest critism was securing the finances of his beginning ventures.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2007, 07:30 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 196
Posted By xwillience
Re: WTF DID I DO WRONG!!?!? (girl post, with pics)

nice play. u should have gotten them more drunk.
Forum: BBV4Life 04-10-2007, 10:54 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 304
Posted By xwillience
Re: I had a dream, but what does it mean

call your little sister.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-10-2007, 09:00 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 118
Posted By xwillience
Re: My Space and Olivia: How many 2+2ers can you find?

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Trainwreck (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=3358112&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1)

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Thank you kind person.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 04-03-2007, 02:41 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 548
Posted By xwillience
Re: Money is so overrated.

money makes the world go around. as soon as everyone recognizes that we can all stop skirting around the truth and stop bitching about blah blah blah material society blah blah dont want to work...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-03-2007, 02:38 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 223
Posted By xwillience
Re: celebrity crush = huge turn off (both sexes)

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yeah any woman liking any member of the yankees

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damn str8.

a friend's boyfriend had a thing for whats her name... big forehead girl.... christine ricci? so that was...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-02-2007, 03:04 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 124
Posted By xwillience
Re: Idiocracy

i like money.... hey, you like sex and money? we should hang out some time.

its a funny movie in a very simplistic sort of way i guess. you should be shot for treason for comparing it to...
Forum: The Lounge: Discussion+Review 03-31-2007, 07:23 PM
Replies: 911
Views: 2,734
Posted By xwillience
Re: Ask the 2+2 Ladies Your Questions

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I've given her £100 (about $200) and a lift into the nearest main town shopping area tomorrow, where she can shop on her own (no me+kids to consider) for as long as she wants. She's...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-31-2007, 06:56 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 277
Posted By xwillience
Re: How desperate are you?

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hawt (http://orangecounty.troothsayer.com/uploaded_files/BSHANzcfrYhr3ATRDHdx14wMl86219018-1912512-776.jpg)

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omfg.. ban, please.

im going to throw up now.
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