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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-27-2007, 11:02 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 459
Posted By J_T_P
Re: 400k hand graph

Dear OP,

Die in a greese fire.

Cheers,
JTP
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-17-2007, 03:57 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 246
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Want to pull a MAJOR prank on someone. Ideas requested.

go sign him up for a bunch of new credit cards, then use said cards to buy lots of free stuff for you.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-17-2007, 03:39 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 525
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Managing multiple girlfriends

divorsed in your mid 20s. do the girls you are dating know this?
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-12-2007, 03:59 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 812
Posted By J_T_P
Re: knocking a chick up, hypothetical situation

i'm going to guess that by law you are still responsible for the child.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-12-2007, 03:55 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 591
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Don\'t want to date single moms

why the hell would you want to be responsible for someone's kid. single moms come with baggage. if the relationship is going to go somewhere the kids are coming along as well.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-10-2007, 03:29 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 65
Posted By J_T_P
Re: New definition of steak

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a 125bb pot.


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buy in full next time short-stacker
Forum: BBV4Life 08-30-2007, 03:59 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 299
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Ask me any tax questions

Anyone else finding it strange that an IRS agent has come onto one of the alrgest poker forums to talk about taxes. seems like a scam to get people to divulge info on unpaid taxes.
Forum: BBV4Life 08-27-2007, 12:42 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 352
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Licking a girl\'s eyeball: Is this sexy?

pretty sure what ever juices are in someone's eye do not belong on my tongue.
Forum: BBV4Life 08-22-2007, 12:58 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 377
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Beat: Morning Theftaments - Lame MS Paint included

set a tarp to catch them, then go with the golf ball thing that would rock.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-22-2007, 12:53 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 655
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Most disappointing movie ever (high expectations, but flopped)

Matrix 2 and 3 were no where near as good as the first.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-16-2007, 10:37 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 113
Posted By J_T_P
Re: bachelor party required?

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wait why are you going then

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to the bachelor party? i might not be. depends if it's a "required" thing, if you're invited. do the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-13-2007, 02:39 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 238
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Comedy Central Roast: Flavor Flav

good show, many very funny lines. nielson's bit was horrific. sounded like she tried to write her own jokes and still counldn't deliver them well. Snoop was suprisingly funny.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-13-2007, 02:34 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 371
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Recommend Me a Beer

Blue Moon and Newcastle are my two favorites.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-08-2007, 02:39 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 168
Posted By J_T_P
Re: serious brag: 756

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http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/4134/bondsjf6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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And that is how the 756 will always be known. [censored] douche bag pos barry bonds. its so...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-07-2007, 03:37 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 417
Posted By J_T_P
Re: BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...

OP you are a [censored] just for thinking about doing this.
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-07-2007, 08:45 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 85
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Drinking beer and chewing gum

so standard. winterfresh is my gum of choice when i am drinking
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-03-2007, 08:49 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 241
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Zeppelin fans: would you go to a Zep reunion concert?

no, not after hearing most of their greatest hits were basically well done covers
Forum: Other Other Topics 08-03-2007, 08:48 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 177
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Room service - no tip?

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it's not stiffing them if they've been tipped already.

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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-02-2007, 01:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 249
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Brag: Won the 2 biggest pots of my life today

im actually suprised you were 60% in the second hand.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-30-2007, 10:56 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 674
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Your favorite NON-recurring Seinfeld character...

What about the mom and pop kobblers that kramer put out of buisness?

Or the guy that jerry convinced to open an authentic (foreign food, can't exactly remember the typ) restaraunt, that went out...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-26-2007, 03:53 PM
Replies: 141
Views: 505
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Cops who turn thier siren on to avoid congested lights -or just ru

police will pretty much do what they want, i mean really is another cop going to pull him over, no. i would guess 98%+ of all cops are normal day people and its the other 2% that are total dicks and...
Forum: BBV4Life 07-24-2007, 03:27 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 401
Posted By J_T_P
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-24-2007, 01:00 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 631
Posted By J_T_P
Re: Bachelor party ideas for Lame Groom (No strippers, no clubs)

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1. Have a Harry Potter movie marathon
2. Drink root beer floats
3. Get really crazy and make prank phone calls

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I second this for what is going to be the worst...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-20-2007, 12:49 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 479
Posted By J_T_P
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 07-20-2007, 12:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 212
Posted By J_T_P
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