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Forum: Other Other Topics 10-12-2006, 11:14 PM
Replies: 23
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Posted By vexvelour
Re: Moving your body when you don\'t have to (aka people are weird)

playing pool, and the ball doesn't do what you wanted it to do. i must look like an idiot.
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-12-2006, 11:10 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 116
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Greatest Album of Any One Year

um any primus album any year, duh.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-10-2006, 09:49 AM
Replies: 350
Views: 28
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Funniest Simpsons line ever

my favorite that comes to mind is from Wiggum..

he's in the kitchen of the Simpsons scratching his face with his gun

Marge: Chief, be careful with that gun, you could hurt yourself!

Wiggum:...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-26-2006, 08:04 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 60
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Your Favorite Pink Floyd Album

animals or meddle.

ehh...

animals.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-06-2006, 12:57 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 61
Posted By vexvelour
Re: **Official thank you for your time spent here as OOT mod astroglide**

man, why's it gotta be like this?? don't go, astro.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-13-2006, 07:02 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 145
Posted By vexvelour
Re: What can I legally do to this kid?

make friends with him and embezzle money from his dad. that'll show him.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-13-2006, 06:56 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 124
Posted By vexvelour
Re: biggest guilty pleasure - song/artist

earth, wind and fire - september
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-28-2006, 12:12 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 79
Posted By vexvelour
Re: If you drive in the left-most lane, [rant]

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It is my take that if you are going the speed limit in the left lane you are not breaking the law and therefore going as fast as you should be. Therefore I am not getting over for...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 10:43 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 99
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Oral Sex in Relationship -- Required?

ZBT,

The only times I've said I didn't like giving head was if the guy was trying to hump my throat or otherwise trying to shove his dick down my throat. It is very uncomfortable and is bad...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 10:40 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 28
Posted By vexvelour
Re: acne medication

Tstone,

A couple of years ago I started the proactiv system (not just the lotion) and my face cleared up almost overnight. My friend had the same thing happen as well.

Get the whole system,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 10:34 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 57
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Poll: farthest fall from tough-guy to oaf

[ QUOTE ]
I boycott this thread in the name of Steven Seagal.

[/ QUOTE ]

Steven Segall has his own energy drink that tastes like a whole new kind of crap:

...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-27-2006, 10:30 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 79
Posted By vexvelour
Re: If you drive in the left-most lane, [rant]

Yobz,

I say this same dialogue in my head approximately 52 to 67 times a day because if I understand correctly, no one knows this information except our secret club.

vex
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2006, 06:31 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 17
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Two Books That Changed Your Life and Why

'The Celestine Prophecy' and 'The Four Agreements'.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2006, 05:41 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 19
Posted By vexvelour
Re: I\'ll have Nigga, please.

hell yeah.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2006, 05:40 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 58
Posted By vexvelour
Re: are people who swear often less intelligent?

I must be a retard then.

I really don't think theres any correlation here. It can probably be filed with the "masturbate, and your palm will grow hair" type sayings.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2006, 05:38 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 71
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Cute girls working fast food

Cute girls need money too.

Just because a girl is hot/cute/whatever doesn't mean people are tossing money at her to just be herself. There is no alternate universe for hot girls. They just need...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2006, 10:15 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 36
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Who keeps changing my avatar?

That is f'in hilarious.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-21-2006, 08:17 PM
Replies: 159
Views: 160
Posted By vexvelour
Re: What Do OOTers Drive?

'04 RX8. Best car ever.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-21-2006, 02:22 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 36
Posted By vexvelour
Re: How much do you value sex?

I chose to never have sex. My vibrator does a better job anyway, and theres no f'in way I'm never listening to music again.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-20-2006, 06:42 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 24
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Dealing with idiots * Trip Report (stories/pet peeves, etc.)

Whenever I experience people with this level of ignorance/idiocy/social grace, I usually turn on bitch mode and just get very curt with them. I am unafraid to open my big mouth and be sarcastic,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-20-2006, 05:16 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 39
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Lee Hotti vs Dominik

Dominik looks like he hangs out with middle schoolers. Plus it looks like he tried on everything he owns and took a picture flipping the bird. Lame.

Lee Hotti is so awesome I'm not sure he'll ever...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-20-2006, 05:07 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 191
Posted By vexvelour
Re: Really F-d up situation I have found myself in...(long)

http://trycm.com/images/shotgun.jpg

"Get the fucvk away from me and my girlfriend, asshat."
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-19-2006, 02:38 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 55
Posted By vexvelour
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-19-2006, 02:35 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 24
Posted By vexvelour
Re: I can\'t remember the last time I felt this good!

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Tony, outstanding story. I have only one thing to add. As any David Ortiz fan can tell you, it's Alright Papi!!!


[/ QUOTE ]

The fact that he spelled it 'poppy' made me laugh...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2006, 09:07 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 66
Posted By vexvelour
Re: When would you stop watching, and shout?

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I'm still uneasy thinking about that to this day. Not that much about the shark. About the people. And not just a small clutch of them. This not only wasn't just one person, it wasn't...
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