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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-26-2007, 07:10 PM
Replies: 12
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Posted By EwokNinja
Re: nh

FYP

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[x] people with less than 17 posts and who are called muffins should be banned from life.

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Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 11-20-2007, 03:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 205
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Annette_gangsta_15

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LOLZ I See training bra...

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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 02:30 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 103
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Welcome Back

Please promise us you are not planning to contribute to the gene pool.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 192
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Economic Research Study - Mid/High Poker players and Risk

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I don't swap percentages with anyone but feel free to shoot me a PM with horse porn anyhow.

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LOLZ Absolute gold!
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 11-02-2007, 04:48 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 383
Posted By EwokNinja
Katja Thater.......hmmmm

Does she make your "I would" list.

I'm somewhat torn, but pretty sure I would.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-31-2007, 04:32 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 189
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Live game vs an Fgators fan

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Wow, I can't believe I read 1/5th of that trash. Cliff notes for everyone that cares:

- Donkey talks strategy with gay buddies while having t3h buts3cks in the car.
- Sits down at 1/3...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-31-2007, 01:04 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 266
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Who has the hardest time getting action?

can't confirm, but fairly certain paul malgriel's pen15 doesn't get much action
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-31-2007, 12:57 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 302
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: what if someone died midway through a live hand?

Does it matter if dead guy craps his pants? Seems like this could be important.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-31-2007, 12:48 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 355
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Card Shark - Happy Halloween (pics)

Regardless of yellow shirt, the important thing is that she is missing a Y chromosome, which means she can't pee standing up, and more importantly, means she is a 100% c.um guzzler.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 127
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Why is GrimStar a douche?

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which one is grimstarr???

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3805/lolej3.jpg

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So are they all Grimstar or is it just the first two?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-26-2007, 09:49 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 471
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Low-Life owes me money what to do?

Hold him at gun point and force him to give you a blumpkin. That'll teach him.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-25-2007, 02:46 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 471
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Low-Life owes me money what to do?

Steal his legos, pour water in his sandbox, let the air out of his tri-cycle tires, and then rip up his baseball cards. You sound like a five-year old whining about this situation. This is not a...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-23-2007, 06:24 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 578
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: I find jen harman strangely attractive.

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she tipped the server 20 bucks for bringing her ranch though.

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this makes me want chicken wings to dip in ranch
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-23-2007, 06:16 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 140
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Settle a debate, please

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Whose right?

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Answer: me, when I say "you should quit life."
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-23-2007, 02:48 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 355
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Cyndy Violette.......yum

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I think she's sexy as hell for a mom.

You guys saying she's old must be like 19. Once you start to get mid-to-late 20's this starts to look really good.

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Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-23-2007, 10:49 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 355
Posted By EwokNinja
Cyndy Violette.......yum

The post in BBV re: Jen Harman being hot got me thinking about this. I think it was 2005 WSOP, not sure. Cyndy Violette was at a final table of a smaller unlimited hold'em donkament with Erik...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-23-2007, 10:41 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 578
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: I find jen harman strangely attractive.

Fair point, just seemed somewhat in bad taste. Not that I give 2 [censored]. I'd still knock the back out of it.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-23-2007, 10:26 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 578
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: I find jen harman strangely attractive.

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Prolly wake up missing a kidney

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Bad form
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-23-2007, 09:01 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 578
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: I find jen harman strangely attractive.

I'm fairly certain that if she took all of her makeup off it would like someone carved up her face with a jack hammer. That being said, I still would. Probably make her fluff my grundle with her...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-17-2007, 06:26 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 420
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Best Player a site has given a sponsorship deal to (thus far)

You guys are all wrong. I'm shocked that I, a 4 post no talent a$$ clown, was the first person to identify the hands down best internet poker sponsorship deal of all. So disappointed in everyone.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-12-2007, 04:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 53
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: [censored] shortstack hit\'n\'runners

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I will sodomize everyone of you

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Ooooh /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Can I be next? (bare back right?)
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-11-2007, 11:53 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 93
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: I got jacked

quit life - ghost ride new moped off cliff but change mind at last minute and don't let go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

seriously, a [censored] moped!!!!! you sir ARE a bad beat
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 07-27-2007, 12:19 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 292
Posted By EwokNinja
Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car

"God I will miss this thing. It picked up dudes like you wouldnt believe. Bought back when I was robusto. I mean, it's not killing me financially, but it'll be nice to have that monkey off my...
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