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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-19-2006, 02:06 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 61
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Defrosting Fish

put it on fortuna maximus's mom's face and piss all over it. youd be killing two birds with one stone.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-19-2006, 02:05 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 56
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Harry Potter Fans in the House!

dont listen to golden rhino. hes one of those losers who is going back to school after 10 years, and hes doing it so that he can get a job working at a crappy school making barely any money. but i...
Forum: Sports Betting 09-19-2006, 01:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 38
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Vegas Master College Picks Week 4

thank you, for these. i will bet a bunch of money on them like everyone else in the forum is going to.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-19-2006, 01:50 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 61
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Defrosting Fish

STICK IT UP YOUR ASSPIPE. HIYO! (YOUR SON IS A HOMOSEXUAL)
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-19-2006, 01:42 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 94
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Observations: First week at school after 10 year absence.

i dont know, queefer. i dont know because had i wanted yours, i would have read your post. and btw, do the class a favor and stfu about your stupid wife and kids. nobody cares. and if you dont...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-19-2006, 01:37 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 382
Posted By ren hoek
Re: TV Girls that most don\'t find hot but you do

Rachel Nichols, ESPN.

and that black chick on cnn... the hot one... she has her hair straightened and usually wears shiny lip stuff. she moves her mouth a lot. you a sexy black princess.
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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-19-2006, 01:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 94
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Observations: First week at school after 10 year absence.

youre one of those losers who comes back to college and is in a class with a bunch on 18-22 year olds? man. what a loser.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-18-2006, 06:57 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 153
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Trip to San Francisco... Things to do?

go to the castro for some sweet nightlife. they have the hottest chicks there.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-18-2006, 06:55 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 358
Posted By ren hoek
Re: I broke a dudes nose, what\'s my play here?

OP should be banned for being a homosexual karate man and walking around in a defensive stance at the biker rally. imagine if you saw some queer walking around in a "defensive stance" with his...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-18-2006, 06:44 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 121
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Landlord Issues

stop being a bitch. [censored] this guy up or burn the house down after stealing a bunch of stuff. nobody messes with macdaddy991.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-14-2006, 07:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 101
Posted By ren hoek
question about death and money

we know that a family cannot inheret a persons debt, so if im going to commit suicide prett soon, why dont i max out all my credit cards and take out a bunch of loans and then give the money to my...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2006, 01:46 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 227
Posted By ren hoek
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-13-2006, 01:17 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 36
Posted By ren hoek
how to find a song that you dont know any words to

is there like a website where you can upload sound clips of you making the rythms to a song where you dont know the lyrics (like going "da da dada daaa dada") and other people can listen to it and...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-12-2006, 05:53 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 1,304
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Post a confession here

bobojedafan has a small penis. dont worry about it bobojedafan, its not a big deal. no one here is judging you because of your small penis.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-12-2006, 02:35 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 1,304
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Post a confession here

my name isnt really ren hoek. its just the name of a character i like from a cartoon. i cant believe im really telling you all this.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-12-2006, 02:12 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 92
Posted By ren hoek
Re: If you have trouble getting off from blowjobs, read this!

[ QUOTE ]
"sweaty, its mom...sweaty...."

[/ QUOTE ]

ha. i know you meant sweety, but sweaty is hilarious.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-10-2006, 03:07 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 160
Posted By ren hoek
Re: 3 Wishes

what a lame thread. these responses. good lord. live to be a hundred? have 10 billion dollars? you can having anything you want you stupid [censored]. and you would waste a wish on living like...
Forum: Sports Betting 09-10-2006, 02:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 219
Posted By ren hoek
Re: what are Roddick\'s chances really?

federer rolls him in straights. iggy, you know nothing about tennis. all i do is bet federer to win majors and ive lost once, when he was an underdog to nadal in the french. im up over 8 thousand...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-10-2006, 12:44 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 244
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Post deleted by Ryan Beal

put some salt into the bucket that they keep the ice cubes in. they will melt waaaay faster. that'll learn em!!!!
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-10-2006, 12:39 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 137
Posted By ren hoek
Re: pony keg prop bet

drinking 480 oz of water in 4 hours will kill you. drinking 480 oz of beer in 4 hours will also kill you. they will not even get remotely nearly even close by a giant long shot. bet the bank.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-10-2006, 12:35 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 289
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Please help, I think I\'ve been wrongly terminated.

OHHHH, IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR FACE IN YOUR...
Forum: Sports Betting 09-09-2006, 04:06 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 41
Posted By ren hoek
Re: FEDERER = LOCK?

I bet one million pounds of gold!!!! he is lock city, cant you realize that? the correct line would be -90000000! giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity!!!!!!!!!!one
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 03:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 53
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Car Keys

i lost my keys once. now i just never lock my car. and its a really nice car. i just take a dump and smear it on the doors every few days and no one has tried to steal it yet. and girls think its...
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 03:55 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 76
Posted By ren hoek
Re: Jerk off or wait for girlfriend and try to hit it?

wait for her to come home and stab her to death. THAT SHOULD REALLY SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT!
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-09-2006, 02:08 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 53
Posted By ren hoek
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