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Forum: BBV4Life 12-02-2007, 01:24 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 890
Posted By blutarski
Re: later ya\'ll

cliff notes: little girl needs attention, pretends to leave. My three year old does this.

I bet you're a whiney dude that no one takes seriously, except your girlfriend, who you push around to...
Forum: BBV4Life 12-01-2007, 11:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 890
Posted By blutarski
Re: later ya\'ll

get the [censored] out, don't bother coming back
Forum: BBV4Life 12-01-2007, 09:41 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 496
Posted By blutarski
Re: Keeley Hazell

ahhh!!!!


whew, nice.




That's a relief
Forum: BBV4Life 12-01-2007, 09:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 496
Posted By blutarski
Keeley Hazell

I'm in desperate need of the link to the topless Keeley Hazell picture.



desperate.




um, yeah, kthxbai
Forum: BBV4Life 12-01-2007, 09:19 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,784
Posted By blutarski
Re: I am so bored.

why don't you come to the USA and I can horse [censored] you?

jk
Forum: About the Forums 11-30-2007, 11:45 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 662
Posted By blutarski
Re: We need an \"office life\" forum

we could talk about what office plants we have and exchange gardening tips!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 11:37 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 221
Posted By blutarski
Re: gardening log

transfer from home to work is complete! The philo from home looks a tad yellow...but the soil was still pretty damp, so no watering at this time.

My lucky money tree is starting to look a bit...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 11:27 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 423
Posted By blutarski
Re: BEAT: what I did for 3 burritos

this same thing happened to me, only I was the fat chick
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 11:16 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 113
Posted By blutarski
Re: A mystery

none of the above options seem likely
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 10:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 113
Posted By blutarski
A mystery

Why does my hand smell like it's been up my ass for the past hour?

Note: It hasn't.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:47 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 221
Posted By blutarski
Re: gardening log

[ QUOTE ]
My question was very clear:

'That corpse you planted last year in your garden,
'Has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?
'Or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed?
'Oh...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 221
Posted By blutarski
Re: gardening log

Nepthytis into work.

Golden Pothos just grows constantly- I swear I can hear it rustling behind me.

Watered one of the peace lilies- it perked up after an hour or so. I'm getting a better...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 10:04 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 371
Posted By blutarski
Re: i hate you brian gumble

BTYS, you are a hat made of ass.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 10:02 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 795
Posted By blutarski
Re: Pantheon

where's julia stiles?


and Jordin Sparks?!?!?!?
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 10:00 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 302
Posted By blutarski
Re: You don\'t want it with these dudes

dids, i don't really want it with any dudes, thanks.

hyenas are no joke. even the females have dicks.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 11:57 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 557
Posted By blutarski
Re: I\'m getting surgery Friday

[quote
A couple of years before that I got diagnosed with testicular cancer and had one of my testicles removed.

[/ QUOTE ]

That sucks man.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 11:54 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 557
Posted By blutarski
Re: I\'m getting surgery Friday

neck surgery,

kidney stone surgery (two techniques for one stone, ended up in ICU after the first one),

knee surgery,

Ankle surgery,

surgery to repair a broken hand,
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 11:49 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 415
Posted By blutarski
Re: Photos from irl BBV4L meeting

are those party favors on the table?

wait, why are there confederate flags on the walls? i thought they were only a symbol of the south's heritage and a nod to their history...oh, never mind.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 11:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 264
Posted By blutarski
Re: Jordan

get the guitar out of your butt. i realize it may be too much of a temptation for you.

have i mentioned lately how much i effing hate you?
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 11:32 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 152
Posted By blutarski
Re: Jordin Sparks

kelly pickler is boring. and a bitch

I mean, she sings country, for christ's sake.

and, she tries to be Miss...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 11:24 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 152
Posted By blutarski
Re: Jordin Sparks

she probably sucks dick like a champ

you know she gets slicker than wet ice when she's turned on.

no such thing as doing it too hard for her- she probably doesn't feel pain like mortal women.
...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 10:13 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 152
Posted By blutarski
Re: Jordin Sparks

[ QUOTE ]
shes 18 and probly doesnt even know what sexy is

[/ QUOTE ]

she should need a license to have that body.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 152
Posted By blutarski
Re: Jordin Sparks

[ QUOTE ]
[ ] masturbation material included

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, alright. This is the best I could find

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2072059483_044239e707_o.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 10:01 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 152
Posted By blutarski
Re: Jordin Sparks

[ QUOTE ]
oh look a useless blutarski thread

[/ QUOTE ]

easy pal, this forum is my personal blog. deal with it or take a hike.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 09:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 221
Posted By blutarski
Re: gardening log

My pothos at work is just explodin', man, explodin'. It's getting new leaves almost daily.

Nepthytis and philodendron are probably ready to take into work.

Interesting story: I was doing a...
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