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02-17-2006, 02:10 PM

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post a joke

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Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke--sorry for the caps, it was sent that way.

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LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER...

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02-17-2006, 04:16 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

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from bash.org:

<drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I...

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01-10-2006, 04:38 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

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This one is for all you poker players (duh this is 2+2),

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table...

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01-07-2006, 05:14 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

"A. Use tortilla chips. "

Wow, I've finally found a joke so disgusting it even puts me off. Well done.

Forum: Other Other Topics

01-07-2006, 02:48 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

How do you starve a [insert ethnic group]?

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Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Forum: Other Other Topics

01-07-2006, 02:47 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

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Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

Whats the difference between a lexus and a dead body?

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01-07-2006, 12:08 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

A man and a little boy are walking into the woods at night. The boy start to cry. The man says "What are you, scared?" The boy nods, and the man says "Well how do you think I feel? I have to walk...

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01-07-2006, 12:06 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

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Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?

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Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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01-06-2006, 09:59 PM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

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web page (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=0&User=122&Board=exchange&what=ubbthreads&page=0)

No bigger joke than this guy.

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Funnier than this...

Forum: Other Other Topics

01-06-2006, 04:46 PM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses...

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01-06-2006, 02:57 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

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Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

good one illinilou

How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?

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01-06-2006, 02:50 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

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Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty-nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

Forum: Other Other Topics

01-06-2006, 02:39 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

Re: post a joke

Three guys are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar, the third ducks.

Forum: Other Other Topics

01-06-2006, 02:39 AM

Replies: 239

post a joke

Views: 736

Posted By Tony_P

post a joke

let's do it again.... post a joke. it can be cheesy, dirty, offensive, or (preferably) all three.

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