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Forum: STT Strategy 12-01-2007, 02:25 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 790
Posted By Uppercut
Re: December Goals!!

1) Get laid.
2) Repeat as needed.
Forum: Internet Gambling 11-25-2007, 05:20 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,151
Posted By Uppercut
Re: When To Give Up?

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i was very intelegent in school and math. usualy one of the top scores in my schools for the standerdized testing.

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I lol'ed at this line. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-25-2007, 04:37 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 195
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Funny MTT hand

"Pwnasaurus: raises 167 to 267"

Nice raise amount, donk.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-25-2007, 02:32 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 1,302
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Truly Awesome Sharkscope Graphs

I just played against another craptastic player named Gregde on Pokerstars. When I sharkscoped him afterwards, I noticed that he had an ROI of -100% after 41 games. That's right. He is 0-41 on...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-18-2007, 09:32 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 1,302
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Truly Awesome Sharkscope Graphs

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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc271/shamdonk/DisplayGraph.png

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Holy crap! I think we have a winner. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-18-2007, 07:31 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 1,302
Posted By Uppercut
Truly Awesome Sharkscope Graphs

I don't know how to actually post these graphs, so you will have to check them out yourselves at Sharkscope.com, but here are a couple of recent opponents I played at the Pokerstars $11s.

- rjvl...
Forum: STT Strategy 11-18-2007, 11:45 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 135
Posted By Uppercut
Re: I\'ve been playing 2+2 poker and I end up getting bluffed all the t

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call/push next time and see if you were bluffed.

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Ha. I've been shown a few bluffs lately.

Here's one from yesterday that I caught. Who knows how many I...
Forum: STT Strategy 11-18-2007, 11:42 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 464
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Official: I suck, I run bad, I lose money, whatever thread.

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[x] 2 wins out of last 105 stt's


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I don't think this factoid got nearly enough props. This is running bad on a Biblical level. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Forum: MOD DISCUSSION 11-12-2007, 03:36 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 1,205
Posted By Uppercut
Re: I was robbed yesterday for $9,000

I could almost sympathize with the OP if it was a really hot chick who twice ripped him off. But to let a dude get you twice? No pity at all.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 04:21 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 165
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Beat: Me trying to give guy going all-in every hand what he deser

Pushing every hand to try and win the 35 cent blinds? Sounds like a winner to me.

PS I love Christina Model.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 04:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 246
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Made a big laydown (right decision)?

Good fold. Your college fund is still safe.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-13-2007, 11:14 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 97
Posted By Uppercut
Re: After I sent in my resignation letter.

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http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1990/lifeqj0.jpg
- 7 buyins 1/2 nl


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You should've stopped after hand #1.
Forum: Televised Poker 10-13-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 257
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Poll: Most / Least like-able players at the WSOP FT

I turned the ESPN broadcast off after about 30 minutes when I realized that they were actually showing a revival meeting instead of a poker tournament. Is it true that Jerry Yang tried to convert...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-25-2007, 03:32 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 178
Posted By Uppercut
Re: You think Texas Holdem is easy? You\'re wrong

"You need to be aggresive and cautious."

This particular line is way too deep for me to wrap my mind around.
Forum: Televised Poker 09-18-2007, 10:40 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 810
Posted By Uppercut
Re: WSOP on ESPN thread (9/18 - Day 4)

Who else Tivoed this and then fast-forwarded every time Humberto and his fockin' chark appeared?
Forum: Televised Poker 09-11-2007, 10:47 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 940
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Rate R Varkoni

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Does Robert Varkoki get a better poker rating in anyone's mind, now that he's made the money in two WSOP main events?

His skills were so reviled when he won, I just wondered if anyone...
Forum: Televised Poker 09-10-2007, 09:48 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 628
Posted By Uppercut
Re: High Stakes Poker thread (9/10)

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Here starts a thread for all discussion regarding the 9/10 episode of High Stakes Poker, airing at 9pm ET tonight on GSN. As usual, please try to note any spoilers for those on the West...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-09-2007, 11:23 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 105
Posted By Uppercut
Re: [x] Thanks dikshit! PLUS THOSE COOL POKEREV GRAPHS

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Preflop: Hero is dealt 5 4 (5 Players)
2 folds, Hero raises to $16.00, SB folds, BB raises to $40.00, Hero calls $24.00

Flop: ($82) 5 3 7 (2 Players)
BB bets $50.00, Hero raises...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-09-2007, 11:16 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 304
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Brag: Best Session Ever

I thought red numbers were bad. If this is not the case, then I am doing much better than I had thought.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-09-2007, 11:04 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 54
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Beat or Brag?

Increase your offer and hold out for a desperate yet hot college student who can't cover her tuition. It's all gravy from that point on.
Forum: Televised Poker 09-04-2007, 10:50 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 547
Posted By Uppercut
Re: WSOP on ESPN thread (9/4 - Day 2a and 2b)

Can we have a moratorium on:
- the mothers of players
- 2,000 year-old men


Thank you.
Forum: Televised Poker 09-03-2007, 09:45 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 421
Posted By Uppercut
Re: High Stakes Poker thread (9/3)

Finally, a Phil Hellmuth bleep-fest.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 09-03-2007, 07:57 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 242
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Barry Greensteins player analysis, IVEY vs ANTONIUS

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i believe there is still a little something called the swimsuit competition.

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So that is why Phil shaved his bikini zone.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 09-03-2007, 12:06 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 218
Posted By Uppercut
Re: Crap Strategy Brought to You by Youtube

More insight gained:

1) 76o is now considered to be a suited connector
2) always fold pocket nines because they are unlucky
3) when you flop 699 and you are holding T4s, you are drawing to...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 09-02-2007, 11:45 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 97
Posted By Uppercut
Re: lol nh

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That's one of the worst calls I've ever seen. Abysmal.

Someone explain it to me in plain English, so I can see that this call is anything other than utterly moronic.

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