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Forum: Beginners Questions 11-17-2007, 02:22 PM
Replies: 24
Poll: RNG software
Views: 188
Posted By Voltaire
Re: RNG software

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1st post asking the question and 2nd post showing the thing you said you would not. Nice try - was it you or one of your co-spammers that posted it on youtube?

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Nice...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 04:04 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

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Actually Gonso you are wrong on this. I think if you searched "donkaments" you would find both usages. Naturally the tournament usage is the standard, but I like the...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 04:00 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

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ban

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Too obvious and fawning. But thanks.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

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nh, sir - this means you won the pot with your bottom pair, no kicker/two outer, but the BBVer who dropped half a dozen big bets with aces and kings isn't worried since it's...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:56 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Satire is good. Sarcasm is good. Thanks.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:54 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Still owned.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:53 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

You're right. I seldom do. Time sink.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:52 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Surprised that you would react to a typo as evidence of something. You must be very busy here, Chaplain.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:50 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Actually Gonso you are wrong on this. I think if you searched "donkaments" you would find both usages. Naturally the tournament usage is the standard, but I like the donkaments used as a kind of...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:47 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Of course most BBVers will not find much humor in my post.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:34 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Reveals he did read.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 03:31 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
Re: You guys are owned

Donkaments also means poker tournaments. The rationale is that there is so much luck (variance) that the fish (donkeys) can and do win (sometimes).
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-10-2007, 02:43 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 238
Posted By Voltaire
You guys are owned

As a public service I am offering these interpretations of some words, ideas, and abbreviations encountered on the 2+2 forums. For now let's concentrate on the BBV forum:

Beat - this means you...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-09-2007, 03:36 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 682
Posted By Voltaire
Re: brag or beat: my life

Thanks, all, for providing some relief for this poor slob's nearly terminal boredom. You are humanitarians of the highest order. (Me too.)
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-05-2007, 11:49 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 64
Posted By Voltaire
Re: Beat: I shouldn\'t play on Saturday anymore

I discovered this phenomena many years ago. At first I thought it was an anomaly, but as the years went by the pattern was the same: my worst days were Saturdays. Sometimes Fridays and Sundays were...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 11-05-2007, 12:43 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 1,318
Posted By Voltaire
Re: Post the best pokerscreennames!

"Andagainhe"

(or something like that, so that when you read the histories, it comes out "Andheagainhe folds"

I also like "willmuckforfood"
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-05-2007, 12:29 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 193
Posted By Voltaire
Re: BRAG: I had two guys drawing dead.

Ah, how sweet, but you forgot one thing. They're only drawing dead when you're ahead.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-05-2007, 12:23 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 149
Posted By Voltaire
Re: Collusion much?

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Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker (http://www.leggopoker.com)Hand History Converter (http://www.leggopoker.com/hh)

Hero (BB): $192.55
UTG: $300.03
CO:...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 11-02-2007, 12:28 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 242
Posted By Voltaire
Re: Matusows blind date with Kathy Griffin

The Mouth is pretty funny. He actually upstages Kathy Griffin at times. Funny video. Uh...I missed the good-night kiss, and I don't think she asked him up for a drink although he's probably the...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-31-2007, 01:42 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 667
Posted By Voltaire
Re: Professional Poker player looking for Assistant

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Basically, you're looking for a good wife.

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A good wife wouldn't put up with that crap. He's looking for a surrogate mommy to take care of him, but she has to...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-31-2007, 01:32 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 941
Posted By Voltaire
Re: Tony G thinks it\'s a shame that people on 2+2......

I once played with a very beautiful Polish girl and I asked what kind of jokes do they tell in Poland, and she said Russian jokes.
Forum: Internet Gambling 10-31-2007, 12:48 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 288
Posted By Voltaire
Forum: Internet Gambling 10-31-2007, 12:45 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 288
Posted By Voltaire
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-28-2007, 12:21 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 584
Posted By Voltaire
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 10-27-2007, 12:46 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 670
Posted By Voltaire
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