Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-06-2006, 04:07 PM
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Replies: 9
Views: 44
keeldazeeba bids farewell
Getting owned at the $50 buy-ins is an omen.
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 07:07 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 150
Re: Limit [censored]
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anything other than draw or stud doesn't deserve to have the word "poker" attatched to it. From now on, it's just hold em.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 07:02 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 150
Re: Limit [censored]
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Limit Poker = I can program my TI-86 to beat this game.
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Then for chrissake do it. GOGOGOGO!
Why haven't you already, DO YOU HATE MONIES?!?
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 06:23 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 60
Re: You [censored] luckbox
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You think villian had a full-on, head-to-toe quivering chair-wetting orgasm when you made that turn bet?
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 06:22 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 42
Re: Beat: Played Limit Poker
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Tried some limit poker today
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Flop: ($22) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/club.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 06:13 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 60
Re: 33BB pot
Sucking at Limit is a conscious effort for most of BBV's inner clique.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 05:47 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 60
Re: You [censored] luckbox
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lol
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NOT FUNNY
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He didn't laugh out loud because anything was funny. He laughed out loud because he has a horrible brain condition caused by a...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-05-2006, 03:28 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 29
Re: lol weak-tight
That's what Villain gets for playing a "No DP" donkament.
Now if his disconnect status had been set to "3" you guys would've chopped the prize monies.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 04:26 PM
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Replies: 26
Views: 94
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 04:20 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 39
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 04:15 PM
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Replies: 82
Views: 334
Re: everyone please die
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I could list out the reasons why there's no chance in hell I'd ever be jealous of you, but even to a worm like you I can't be that cold.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 04:02 PM
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Replies: 109
Views: 491
Re: Busto
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Alternatively, we should come up with a term that means "almost busto"
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http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/52/ap080306tribexh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
FAUSTO!
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 03:44 PM
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Replies: 42
Views: 162
Re: Post your Daily BBV Other Than Poker
(These are all just Variance.)
My annual salary is slightly higher than the size of the pot BZ lost.
The actual work I've done today consists entirely of copying and pasting some SQL that's...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 03:38 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 41
Re: [censored]ing joke
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Ill post yet another 80-20 "beat" soon /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 03:15 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 54
Re: Brag: Quad Qs; Beat: No Action
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2717/starflight22ak8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1170/barbarabillingsleywq4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Chump don't want no...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 02:29 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 36
Monster Meta-Beat
Last Saturday when the jackpot was over 600K, I N-tabled some FR Monster $2/4 Limit until the jackpot hit. Since it hit on a $2/4 table (not one of mine), I got the same "the jackpot has been hit"...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 02:20 PM
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Replies: 21
Views: 108
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 02:19 PM
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Replies: 82
Views: 334
Re: everyone please die
This is otherwise way too nitty to post, but anything beats an avatar flamewar.
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Holdem Hi: 903 enumerated boards containing 8s 6s 7c
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
09-01-2006, 12:26 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 22
Did I only dream this?
There was this huge microlimit Omaha Hi game on Party (Classic Car) with a bunch of 2+2ers and their inflated stacks. I tilted hard, hit a couple running bad beats, lost about a buy-in.
Then...
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
08-31-2006, 07:36 PM
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Replies: 11
Views: 55
Re: Life tilt looming
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Turn: 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif ($6.1, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $0.75</font>, Hero calls.
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Here's where the real pwnage began.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
08-31-2006, 06:59 PM
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Replies: 20
Views: 99
Re: I get no respect at all!
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Otherwise you sound like a double-douchebag.
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Like any other epithet, the best way to sound like it is to use it.
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
08-31-2006, 05:20 PM
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Replies: 20
Views: 99
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
08-31-2006, 04:55 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 244
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Forum: High Stakes Limit
08-31-2006, 03:31 PM
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Replies: 27
Views: 138
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance
08-31-2006, 02:53 PM
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Replies: 14
Views: 104
Re: POLL :
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The poll is hidden in my rectum.
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It's like the Haagen Daz of love.
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