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Forum: Brick and Mortar 03-16-2006, 03:23 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 95
Posted By bukkake
Re: SKLANSKY SIGHTINGS?

I saw him walking out of the womens bathroom with a silly grin on his face at the las vegas denny's... shame on you, david.
Forum: Internet Gambling 03-16-2006, 03:18 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 453
Posted By bukkake
Re: US House panel clears anti-Internet gambling bill

I actually want the bill to pass. TV would still cover poker like crazy, so where would people hone their skills? At B&M. Do you realize how shiddy everyone would be if all they saw was televised...
Forum: Televised Poker 03-16-2006, 03:09 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 209
Posted By bukkake
Re: Does PokerSuperstars 3 Debut TONIGHT ???

First off, Kenny Banya is a hilarious name. I didnt watch it tonight, but Im sure theyll replay it 18 times. The structure is a joke. Im sure they all have the money, but 50k for a dice rolling...
Forum: Brick and Mortar 03-14-2006, 05:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 77
Posted By bukkake
Questions about becoming a dealer

My plan is to go to move to Vegas this summer and deal cards until im confident/bankrolled enough to just play. My friend said I need to go to dealing school. What does dealing school entail? Is...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-14-2006, 12:38 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 92
Posted By bukkake
Re: crap crap crap crap crap crap

OP is full of sheeit. QQ against KK and AA and slides all but one dollar on the one of eight tables that's not DP. HOGWASH I SAM! HOGWASH!!
Forum: Sports Betting 03-13-2006, 12:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 76
Posted By bukkake
Re: Preliminary March Madness Picks

Ten units on Duke -4.5. Lock of the week.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-13-2006, 09:47 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 25
Posted By bukkake
all your base are belong to us

Longboner No-Limit M.O.O.S.E. Tourney, Big Blind is a red red pomegranate (6 handed) FTR converter on durrrrrrr.cx

SB (urinasaur on your faceasaur)
BB (mustache ride)
UTG (im not here now--im...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-13-2006, 09:19 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 25
Posted By bukkake
Re: hemorrage

"bye bye money! no dough for neddy!"
Forum: Brick and Mortar 03-13-2006, 08:09 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 281
Posted By bukkake
Re: Anyone ever try/seen this stunt?

[ QUOTE ]
Get a clue moran.

[/ QUOTE ]

Figure out how to spell moron, retard.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-12-2006, 01:04 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 30
Posted By bukkake
Re: Is this normal?

Aw. Po baby.
Forum: Beginners Questions 03-11-2006, 03:55 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 38
Posted By bukkake
Forum: Beginners Questions 03-11-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 38
Posted By bukkake
A few random, easy questions

Is Omaha Eight or Better and Stud Eight or Better the same as Omaha Hi/Lo and Stud Hi/Lo?
If your low cards are a flush (like Ac2c3c5c6c), does that still qualify as low?
What games make up...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-11-2006, 01:21 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 123
Posted By bukkake
Re: Every Scandavian in the world must die

Ive been on here like a week and heard the "why do you have 4 cards?" joke about 300 times.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-11-2006, 01:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 54
Posted By bukkake
Re: folding at 300:1

It's "And you wanted to be my latex salesman."
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-11-2006, 01:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 31
Posted By bukkake
Re: Funny bad beat with a twist

I think its kind of depressing that people play these limits and take them someone seriously. I play them when I'm cashing out to round my balance up or down to the nearest dollar.
Forum: Internet Gambling 03-11-2006, 07:09 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 443
Posted By bukkake
Re: *** Piece \'o Crap Alert: NoamChomsky, U SUCK ***

[ QUOTE ]
all your $50 are belong to NoamChomsky

[/ QUOTE ]

lmao
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-08-2006, 05:55 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 21
Posted By bukkake
my heel

I cut my heel on a bag of broken plates tonight when I went to go to the bathroom. It bled all over my carpet and made me sad. I have a bag of broken plates because I smash plates against my wall...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-07-2006, 06:58 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 71
Posted By bukkake
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-06-2006, 09:51 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 100
Posted By bukkake
Re: how pissed do you get after a bad session?

I like to smash and sometimes stab when I lose. I like to smash and stab nouns. These are people places or things. Neighbourhood dogs are nouns and good to stab. Old people's houses are...
Forum: Internet Gambling 03-06-2006, 04:41 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 256
Posted By bukkake
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-06-2006, 03:03 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 46
Posted By bukkake
Re: Im Pretty Sure This is a Bad Beat

This is a play money hand. So it isnt really a bad beat at all... unless there is some rake-free site im not aware of.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-04-2006, 02:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 41
Posted By bukkake
Re: Gee I wonder why I am running so bad?

How do you all whine about bad beats in limit hold em? Limit is just a battle of luck and hope. Maybe I'll post some of my worst five card draw beats, or some shoots and ladders beats.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-04-2006, 02:38 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 24
Posted By bukkake
Re: I just have to post this.

Limit hold em. What a joke. Why not just have a dice rolling tournament.
Forum: Internet Gambling 03-04-2006, 05:41 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 98
Posted By bukkake
Re: Vegas (Picture intensive) semi trip report

I like the picture with the eiffel tower and the caption "monte carlo?"

And if those are dubs on that cab, then I'm Mickey Mouse. And I amn't a mouse.
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