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Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 05:58 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 799
Posted By cwes
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 05:10 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 392
Posted By cwes
Re: medical stuff blah blah blah

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I took vicodin for my aids and all it did was give me brain cancer! Should I try oxy at this point?

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obv, swallow with enough alcohol
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 03:08 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 392
Posted By cwes
Re: medical stuff blah blah blah

W00t! As Vicodine will take away your pain we hereby conclude that vicodine is the cure for aids. No more research necessary, problem solved, world saved once again by bbv4l!

Oh and OP: you need...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-26-2007, 06:45 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 433
Posted By cwes
Re: kind of worried right now

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housewarming gift ftw

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You sir are a genius and have just invented the new bbv4l-style housewarming gift!
Forum: BBV4Life 11-20-2007, 05:19 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 364
Posted By cwes
Re: beat: pretty sure someone died on my plane today.

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should of rang the flight attendant button and demanded BJ at the exact moment when she ran by yelling that he had stopped breathing.

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fyp, yw.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-20-2007, 04:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 364
Posted By cwes
Re: beat: pretty sure someone died on my plane today.

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i don't think there is anyway this poor guy survived.

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they were doing CPR for at least 30 minutes before we landed.

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-18-2007, 06:54 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 354
Posted By cwes
Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-18-2007, 06:33 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 354
Posted By cwes
Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

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compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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This sounds... well at least pretty risk free. How much do they pay? I'll need a new job in like 3-5 years...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-18-2007, 06:31 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 354
Posted By cwes
Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

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Army probably be quite fun. Bet it beats college ;/

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No sir. Enjoy that college time.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-18-2007, 06:30 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 354
Posted By cwes
Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-18-2007, 06:28 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 354
Posted By cwes
Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

You lack basic conversation skills; this is how you could have done it:

Your Mom: "Son, I suggest you join the army."
You: "Your Mom joins the army!"
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 05:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 69
Posted By cwes
Re: Buying a phone

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 04:23 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 370
Posted By cwes
Re: bbv: porn star in airport

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how about telling us WHICH porn star it was?

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because then no one would believe me ldo
Forum: BBV4Life 11-12-2007, 05:25 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 405
Posted By cwes
Re: Australia: yes or no?

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Hmmm free vacation or work. Tough one.

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-02-2007, 05:48 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 369
Posted By cwes
Re: Going home for the weekend!

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And the rise of dbz yeah.

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Yeah, that pirate party picture thingy actually was very cool, but I'm not convinced yet.

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b) I'm pretty sure she sucks at teh math.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-02-2007, 05:19 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 369
Posted By cwes
Re: Going home for the weekend!

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MC >> dbz
have a nice weekend and make sure u come back soon!

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Wrong.

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-02-2007, 05:14 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 369
Posted By cwes
Re: Going home for the weekend!

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Can you stfu and [censored] go away already?? Jesus christ

I would tell you to die but I would get banned so I will refrain. You're 12 years old, go out and have...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-02-2007, 05:09 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 369
Posted By cwes
Re: Going home for the weekend!

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Can you stfu and [censored] go away already?? Jesus christ

I would tell you to die but I would get banned so I will refrain. You're 12 years old, go out and have fun with your friends...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-02-2007, 05:05 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 369
Posted By cwes
Re: Going home for the weekend!

MC >> dbz
have a nice weekend and make sure u come back soon!
Forum: BBV4Life 10-23-2007, 02:41 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 227
Posted By cwes
Re: Brag: I like guns.

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PITTM - I gave a lecture on group theory in a shirt that says "I'm too pretty to do math" in pink letters. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I like the e to the x... joke much...
Forum: BBV4Life 10-23-2007, 02:34 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 227
Posted By cwes
Re: Brag: I like guns.

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Beat: .22

Q: "What's 2+2?"
Mathematician: "4 and 4 exactly."
Physicist: "Should be around 4."
MBA: "Well, what do you want it to be."
Engineer: "Gotta look that one up in...
Forum: BBV4Life 10-23-2007, 02:33 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 227
Posted By cwes
Re: Brag: I like guns.

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told you once
tell you twice
guns aint hot

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You're still a hippy.
Forum: BBV4Life 10-23-2007, 02:28 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 227
Posted By cwes
Re: Brag: I like guns.

Beat: .22

Q: "What's 2+2?"
Mathematician: "4 and 4 exactly."
Physicist: "Should be around 4."
MBA: "Well, what do you want it to be."
Engineer: "Gotta look that one up in the tables."
Forum: BBV4Life 10-23-2007, 02:21 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 227
Posted By cwes
Re: Brag: I like guns.

Beat: 80/100
Beat: air pistol
Brag: Linear Algebra

Have u heard the story where e to the x and c are walking down the street and see a differential operator coming up?
Forum: BBV4Life 10-22-2007, 12:38 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 114
Posted By cwes
Re: beat: canadian retail prices

plz to be modding bbv4l again?
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