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Forum: BBV4Life 06-27-2007, 08:48 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 678
Posted By jagoff
Re: What Killed Chris Benoit?

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1730/chrisug8.jpg

too soon?
Forum: BBV4Life 06-27-2007, 08:43 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 528
Posted By jagoff
Re: my new jacket is hawt (stamp of approval from dids)

The guy that used to go door-to-door selling insurance back in the early 80's had a jacket like that. He also wore a clip on tie and ate human flesh. Yay for you
Forum: BBV4Life 06-27-2007, 08:40 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 265
Posted By jagoff
Re: Do you enjoy eating a chick out?

the older you get the less you'll wanna do it. Young (15-29) women's pussy tastes like lemonade on a hot summers day. Older ladies, one's with kids, etc, have big, dangling meat curtains and hairy...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-26-2007, 11:07 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 221
Posted By jagoff
Re: worst reactions after bad beats

I dented my washer when my brand new iPod wouldn't work. The iPod then started working
Forum: BBV4Life 06-25-2007, 07:24 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 176
Posted By jagoff
Re: You just won a 400BB+ pot! How do you celebrate?

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Shoot the screen with my imaginary maggy screaming "BANG BANG BANG BANG"

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ugh. I just had a horrible "Tilt" flash back. What a god awful show
Forum: BBV4Life 06-25-2007, 02:13 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 176
Posted By jagoff
Re: You just won a 400BB+ pot! How do you celebrate?

I don't see a masturbate furiously option or is that a given?
Forum: BBV4Life 06-25-2007, 01:57 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 86
Posted By jagoff
Re: BEAT: Weezer Broke my Heart

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dude, you're complaining about an album that came out like six years ago when you were probably like 13 years old.

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word
Forum: BBV4Life 06-25-2007, 01:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 52
Posted By jagoff
Re: BRAG: OSU BACK TO BACK CHAMPS

thought this was going to be about THE Ohio State University until I realized they didn't win [censored] in two tries against the mighty Gators. Carry on
Forum: BBV4Life 06-25-2007, 01:50 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 171
Posted By jagoff
Re: what is YOUR only weakness?

horny

oh because poker players never get the urge to fornicate. my bad
Forum: BBV4Life 06-24-2007, 02:37 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 161
Posted By jagoff
Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?

you're [censored] crazy. a first time shaver will break out and itch like [censored] crazy. Just own up to it. Yes! I [censored] her! We [censored]! But you and me, we make love.
Forum: BBV4Life 06-24-2007, 02:19 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 161
Posted By jagoff
Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?

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was this "girl" Wolverine btw? Cause in all the times that I've had slippage with random girls they've never marked up my cocknballs

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Prob weren't tryin to give...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-24-2007, 02:14 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 161
Posted By jagoff
Re: How to explain obvious signs of cheating?

was this "girl" Wolverine btw? Cause in all the times that I've had slippage with random girls they've never marked up my cocknballs
Forum: BBV4Life 06-24-2007, 02:10 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 293
Posted By jagoff
Re: Damn girl problems.. what\'s my play?!

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She looks strikingly similar to this 'girl':

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TSsuccesses/Nadia/Nadia%202s.jpg

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...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-23-2007, 10:13 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 115
Posted By jagoff
Re: BBV4L:is this chick a 10/10?

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Just imagining her on top gyrating in that fashion...zomg!

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I have, for the last 2 hours, I squirted air
Forum: BBV4Life 06-23-2007, 10:13 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 263
Posted By jagoff
Re: What PC games do you play?

Civ IV
Freecell
The game where you try to hook up with the chick
Forum: BBV4Life 06-23-2007, 10:07 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 293
Posted By jagoff
Re: Damn girl problems.. what\'s my play?!

1. throw one in her
2. throw donut in street
3. lock door
4. ????
5. profit
Forum: BBV4Life 06-23-2007, 07:47 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 115
Posted By jagoff
Re: BBV4L:is this chick a 10/10?

I don't have to see the face to know that she'd [censored] my [censored] off
Forum: BBV4Life 06-23-2007, 07:42 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 567
Posted By jagoff
Re: Beat: Amanda Wenk got her boobs reduced

yeah. welcome to my hell
Forum: BBV4Life 06-23-2007, 07:39 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 567
Posted By jagoff
Re: Beat: Amanda Wenk got her boobs reduced

I'd [censored] her, repeatedly then again I'd probably [censored] a couple of metro's after a couple of drinks.
Forum: BBV4Life 06-22-2007, 04:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 185
Posted By jagoff
Re: How many adults...

7 with superior hamster fighting skills
Forum: BBV4Life 06-22-2007, 04:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 76
Posted By jagoff
Re: your longest online pokersession

4k hands/4 tabling

I suck, let's move on
Forum: BBV4Life 06-21-2007, 11:17 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 238
Posted By jagoff
Re: i sorta won and lost $1.35 million today, in about 30 minutes

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There is no way you were going to cashout any of this money anyway. They can see your deposits, withdrawals, gameplay history, etc, and they manually approve all cashout...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-21-2007, 11:07 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 238
Posted By jagoff
Re: i sorta won and lost $1.35 million today, in about 30 minutes

I swear we're getting rolled
Forum: BBV4Life 06-21-2007, 03:18 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 434
Posted By jagoff
Re: Ask me about being an umpire

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are you going to answer my questions on page 6?

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Page 6? You've been here since 2004 aqnd haven't learned to set your viewing prefs? Wtf, n00b?

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Forum: BBV4Life 06-21-2007, 03:16 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 434
Posted By jagoff
Re: Ask me about being an umpire

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what's your favorite flavor of sno cone? anything other than either root beer or rainbow is unacceptable.

Ever umpired a Little League Game? Did you put in the 5' rule? ...
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