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Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 03:33 PM
Replies: 18
Poll: Fig Newtons
Views: 30
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Fig Newtons

I think those are called corn dogs.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 03:22 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 16
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Last day of class

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Why are you degenerates skipping school today?

[/ QUOTE ]I have to stay away by court order.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 03:08 PM
Replies: 18
Poll: Fig Newtons
Views: 30
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Fig Newtons

When I was young I used to take a handful, eat the crust off them, then mash the fig centers into a ball and eat it like a piece of fruit.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 01:06 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 46
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: brag: Natalie Portman is hot

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I would very much like to have sex with her and pound her brown clown

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[/ QUOTE ]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/MortalWombat68/clown.jpg
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-29-2007, 12:09 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 50
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Bank robber wins 1 mil on lottery ticket-but hes not allowed play

I always wondered whatever happened to ZZ Top.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-28-2007, 07:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 9
Posted By MortalWombat
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-28-2007, 06:56 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 42
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Trip report: fight in Internet cafe

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Around 2am a stout, cheaply dressed, gel-haired young Englishman with a cheap sports bag started shouting at the middle-aged lank-haired semi-destitute Pole sitting next to him, telling...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-28-2007, 06:46 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 9
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Redskins/Buccaneers TR (w/ pictures !!)

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That's me w/ Jason Campbell during warmups. More pictures later.

[/ QUOTE ]Pretty short trip report.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-28-2007, 06:38 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 72
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome

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Dad hits a deer on the highway. The deer falls into some liberal, animal-loving dude's yard. The guy comes out of his house, freaking out about the poor, injured deer.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 11-28-2007, 01:25 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 16
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Need help getting out of a gym contract

4. Challenge the owner to a fight to the death in the Octagon. Win or lose, you will get out of the contract one way or the other.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 12:51 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 7
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: The new One Million Dollar bill added to US currency

Reminds me of this story, only it had a happy ending (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushbill1.html).

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/MortalWombat68/bushbill1.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 11-27-2007, 03:10 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 102
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Sean Taylor passed away this morning

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Taylors mistake here is to bring a knife to a gun fight

[/ QUOTE ]Maybe he thought the intruder only had a bat.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-26-2007, 12:27 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 43
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Anybody here got a vasectomy?

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I basically sat on the couch with frozen peas on my nuts for the whole weekend.

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I did too, weird.

[/ QUOTE ]So did I, but I never had a vasectomy.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-19-2007, 01:02 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Fat people on mopeds

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/MortalWombat68/McCraryTwins.jpg
Not mopeds, but as a child of the 70s, this image is burned into my brain.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-19-2007, 10:40 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 7
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Beat: Beating off gone wrong

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me (/images/graemlins/heart.gif), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-19-2007, 10:36 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 7
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: can any of you clowns make websites?

Here's mine (http://www.clowns.com/).
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-16-2007, 11:11 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 34
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: tipping w/other ppl\'s money (coworkers, boss)

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I usually tip 20% then round off to the next full bill. The $24 I would have tipped $6.

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.2 X 24 = 4.8

Next full bill is $5.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-15-2007, 06:57 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 25
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Lazy way to pump gas

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how slow exactly are your pumps? i am usually at the pump for 30 seconds.

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I think Euro pumps are MUCH faster.

[/ QUOTE ]That's because they use liters in...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-13-2007, 10:00 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 6
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: scar stories

Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by every one who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 04:43 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 9
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Where were YOU conceived?

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So my parents willingly let me use the sleeping bag that I was conceived in dozens of times.

[/ QUOTE ]Are you Shirley MacLaine?
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 04:29 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 9
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Where were YOU conceived?

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During a Motley Crue concert. Seriously.

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if true, there's a 68% chance Tommy Lee is your real father

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 02:35 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 11
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Post somthing that rhymes with the previous post

This post almost rhymes with the previous post, even if you don't watch the show Lost.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 11
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Post somthing that rhymes with the previous post

somthing that rhymes with the previous post
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 10:37 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: Peyton Manning is a good quarterback

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Miss South Carolina is better, like such as.

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Forum: EDF 11-09-2007, 03:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 28
Posted By MortalWombat
Re: What else do you click on when you have nothing to click?

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I'm thinking I want to start broadening my mindless internet surfing horizons.

[/ QUOTE ]You need to get the StumbleUpon (http://www.stumbleupon.com/) toolbar.
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