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Forum: Brick and Mortar 07-09-2007, 05:17 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 151
Posted By stewartkev
Forum: BBV4Life 06-30-2007, 09:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 89
Posted By stewartkev
Re: beat: gross stuff behind my ears

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I have always had lots of gross crap behind my ears.
Anyone else?

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Stop crapping behind your ears
Forum: BBV4Life 06-30-2007, 09:45 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 81
Posted By stewartkev
Re: biggest bar tab competition tonight?

$180 for tonight. Not too baller. Mind you, I'll probably drop that much and more on drunken poker now......
Forum: BBV4Life 06-30-2007, 09:24 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 92
Posted By stewartkev
Re: **BBV4L PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

So you don't want to ask me about hating ask me threads?
Forum: BBV4Life 06-30-2007, 07:42 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 129
Posted By stewartkev
Forum: BBV4Life 06-30-2007, 07:35 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 303
Posted By stewartkev
Re: beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice

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you can probably get a cheap, one use time traveling machine for ~850. so go back in time when a penny was a lot of money then buy 23844839 hookers with your leftover $50.

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Forum: MOD DISCUSSION 06-28-2007, 08:23 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 538
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Pics of your all time Meat-Beat Goddess

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I jerk it to your wife.

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Forum: BBV4Life 06-28-2007, 08:18 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 261
Posted By stewartkev
Re: What\'s your (non-poker) Day Job?

Scientist (Analytical Development Chemist)

Age 26

£30K (i.e. $60K)
Forum: Business, Finance, and Investing 06-04-2007, 09:01 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 50
Posted By stewartkev
Re: internet banks in Europe

Are you in one of the coutries which has adopted, or is about to adopt the Euro?
Forum: BBV4Life 06-04-2007, 08:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 67
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Beat: I cheated at champ man in my 11th season to get promotion

Beat: You weren't playing Football Manager, a far superior game to the new CMs.

Got to say that CM2 still rocks the hardest!
Forum: BBV4Life 06-04-2007, 08:35 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 113
Posted By stewartkev
Re: MS Paint a Picture of OOT

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The perfect example of why OOT sucks:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0&fpart=3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ)

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Not even a good attempt
Forum: BBV4Life 06-04-2007, 07:41 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 205
Posted By stewartkev
Re: christians FTW.

Beat : I'm a scientist who spent 6 years at college obviously wasting my time. All I needed to do was read the bible.

Brag : I'm going to hell. All the best music and best people are in hell.
Forum: BBV4Life 06-04-2007, 03:23 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 69
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT

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Where are you from? The police went to inspect what you were doing behind a tree? Jeez.

First, you have to go, so you're Russian.

Then, European.

Then, your Finnish.

Make up...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-03-2007, 06:38 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 193
Posted By stewartkev
Re: brag: did some manly stuff this weekend

Well, obviously I got drunk, pissed in a churchyard and got caught by the cops.
Forum: BBV4Life 06-03-2007, 06:31 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 70
Posted By stewartkev
Re: beat: broken ankle halfway through marathon

Feel for you, I've done my ankle before...but I was drunk and don't remember!
Forum: BBV4Life 06-03-2007, 01:04 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 69
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT

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wait...were you drinking and driving at the time?

Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket?

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No, walked home. I live in the town for the next 6...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-03-2007, 12:04 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 69
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT

No, there was an empty plastic cup lying there so I used that. Then it overflowed and I was just making sure not to go on my shoes!
Forum: BBV4Life 06-03-2007, 04:43 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 159
Posted By stewartkev
Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?

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Should I have approached her from behind when she was entering her car and started secksing her?



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Forum: BBV4Life 06-03-2007, 04:33 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 69
Posted By stewartkev
Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT

So I was drunk last night and needed a piss on the way home. Being a good citizen I decided to bypass doorways and go against a tree behind a wall in a churchyard. Was pretty much finished and saw...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-02-2007, 06:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 110
Posted By stewartkev
Re: If you give a hundred monkeys typewriters...

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Monkeys don't live a million years, so you'd probably just end up with a room full of monkey bones.

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ldo god everyone in this thread is dummmm.

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Forum: BBV4Life 05-31-2007, 12:50 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 524
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Good book to read in jail?

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my bad.. your going to jail for child support.. LMAO. I was in there for a DUI and buncha other guys were in there for child support. you are a true scumbag if you DRINK AND DRIVE . jail...
Forum: Business, Finance, and Investing 05-30-2007, 03:49 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 323
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Owning a house.

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You are skewing the timeline, it's not never buy, it's why buy now.

J

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That's not what the original post states though. I do agree that this may not be the best...
Forum: Business, Finance, and Investing 05-30-2007, 12:30 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 323
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Owning a house.

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Also at retirement you can either downsize to a smaller home or relocate to a cheaper locale and pocket the equity.

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Or you could rent!!! /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Forum: Business, Finance, and Investing 05-29-2007, 11:50 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 323
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Owning a house.

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No taxes in UK that homeowners pay and renters don't.

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Typically rent already includes the taxes (it's a landlord expense) but a mortgage doesn't (usually). Is...
Forum: Business, Finance, and Investing 05-29-2007, 10:39 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 323
Posted By stewartkev
Re: Owning a house.

No taxes in UK that homeowners pay and renters don't. My maintenance costs will be very low, given all major work on the house has just been completed by me or previous owner in last 3 months. Cost...
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